Are there really wild boars?

  "Seagull, don't you look down on me?" Sanjun hugged Seagull tightly.

  "I... didn't... It's not like that..." Seagull didn't know what to say.

  "Narcissus has taken the ring, I won't be able to touch him for a month, Seagull, you, you, save me!" Three Armies exclaimed.

  "I'm afraid, I'm afraid of not being able to make it up to..."

  "Don't think too much, Haiyan." Sanjun said, freeing up his hand to grab a handful of Haiyan's hair.

  "Someone's coming! Let go quickly!" Haiyan whispered.

  Sanjun took a look and indeed, there was someone carrying a hunting rifle. Sanjun quickly let go of his hand, calming himself down: "Hunter, come on in, it's still raining outside!"

  "It's okay, it's okay. The clothes are already soaked anyway. The raindrops are too big, let's take shelter for a while. We'll leave when the rain gets smaller. Are those two hoes on the road yours?"

  "Really! Where are you from? How come I don't know you?" San Jun asked.

  "I'm not one of your village people, I still have a few miles to go! By the way, be careful, I'm chasing wild boars and they've led me to your mountain stronghold!"

  "Are there really wild boars?" Sanjun asked.

  "It's okay, it'll be fine soon. It's raining, I'll follow the wild boar footprints to find it. Want to eat wild boar meat, go to town early tomorrow!"

  "How can you be so sure?"

  "Of course. Don't worry about this! By the way, when we get to town tomorrow, I'll tell you about meeting me at the cave, and I'll give you half a catty of wild boar meat!"

  "Really?!"

  "The mountain hunter never lies! The rainstorm has passed, I'm leaving. You two hurry back along the road! The wild boar didn't go onto the road, it went into the woods." The hunter said as he exited the cave.

  "I'm afraid of wild boars! Let's go quickly!" Seagull walked towards the entrance of the cave.

  "Let's go!" The three armies dragged down Haiyan, with a sense of reluctance in their hearts.

  "What else do you want? You've touched and kissed, and tomorrow you'll even get half a catty of free wild boar meat! This rain has made you take advantage of me! Let go of me, Third Brother!" Haiyan tried to shake off Sanjun's hand.

  Sanjun grasped even tighter: "Don't struggle, you'll fall." After saying that, Sanjun pulled Haiyan into his embrace and covered her mouth with his.

  Haiyan wanted to dodge Sanjun's lips, but Sanjun pressed her head with one hand and pried open her lips.

  The swallow began to respond, and both hands involuntarily hugged Sanjun tightly.

  The three armies were entangled together like a sea swallow tangled in hemp rope.

  The swallow's breathing began to quicken, and her hands also moved on Sanjun's back.

  Sanjun's hand slid onto Haiyan's back and pressed her towards himself with force, then the other hand pressed against Haiyan's rear.

  The swallow suddenly cried out, he bumped into Sanjun's, and suddenly realized that he couldn't let Sanjun break through the last line of defense.

  Although Seagull is outspoken and seems open-minded, her thoughts are still somewhat conservative. She can't just fool around with other men casually. Just now, she didn't even know what was wrong with herself, and she actually went along with Sanjun.

  The three armies heard Haiyan's cry of surprise and didn't know what had happened. His hand relaxed a bit: "What's wrong, Haiyan?"

  Seagull used force to break free from Sanjun's grasp at the moment he loosened his grip and ran towards the mouth of the cave, but Sanjun almost got pushed down!

  The swallow ran to the bright place at the entrance of the cave and looked back, but it still couldn't get out.

  "What's wrong?" San Jun asked.

  "You're such a dead three-star general! You still dare ask me? I almost fell for it."

  "Haven't you agreed?"

  "Agree with you! Really done, you owe Xian and I owe Wen!"

  "You still care about those people?"

  "You think I'm just thinking of you? Come out and let's go home together!"

  "You wild woman, you've run off like this from my arms!" San Jun said as he emerged from the cave.

  "Not running? Not running will get you killed by a pig! Haha!" Haiyan laughed as she walked away.

  "We've all been set on fire by you, and now we're burning up. How can we go on?" The three armies followed behind her, saying as they walked.

  "You should wear a sweatband like your PE teacher!"

  The two of them said they had already arrived at the place where they lost their hoe.

  The swallow bent down to pick up the hoe, and the three armies suddenly grabbed him from behind again, their hands still in disarray.

  "The three armies, if you continue to be so unruly, I will truly get angry!" Hai Yan's tone was severe and firm.

  The three armies immediately let go of their hands.

  Seagull picked up the hoe and said: "Let's go! It's getting cool! Otherwise, if it rains heavily, we'll be trapped here to feed the wild boars."

  "Alright, let's go! Let's go!" The three armies bowed their heads and carried the hoes, urging them on with a gambler-like attitude.

  After walking several steps, Haiyan smiled again.

  "What are you laughing at?"

  "Haha! You're like a cow in a cave! Really energetic just like a cow!"

  "Hum! You're always teasing me!"

  "Three armies, I didn't mean to tease you. To be honest, at that time I was like a ghost with my head covered, and I unconsciously hugged you."

  "Who would have believed it then?"

  "Believe it or not! This person is really strange."

  "What's wrong?"

  "Sometimes when acting on impulse, rationality is lost. No wonder they say that acting on impulse comes with a price!"

  "What's the price? We've done it and you won't lose anything!"

  "You're all talk! What's most precious for a woman? Her chastity! If I really did it, I'd become a bad woman!"

  "Are you a good woman now?"

  "Of course! I controlled myself at the most critical moment and saved my chastity!" Haiyan said with a smile.

  "You're talking nonsense! You say I'm a wild woman, but you won't let me do anything! You say I'm being serious, but you're the one who's being unreasonable!"

  "Three armies, you must speak with a conscience! Who is that? You kiss me, hug me, and then take advantage of me and pretend to be innocent?"

  "Alright, alright, don't say another word. This matter can't be let known by a third person!"

  "Are you scared? I'm not afraid. When I met Shuixian, I told her, 'Shuixian, your husband is so strong, much stronger than our Wang Wen.' He hugged me, but I didn't let him do anything!"

  "You woman, I don't know what to say about you! Alright, we're almost at the fork in the road. Remember not to talk nonsense!" Sanjun reminded her once again.

  "I know! Do you think I'm a foolish woman? Can such things be said casually? If it gets out, we'll both be wronged even if we didn't do anything!"

  "Alright, alright, fork in the road, let's go, Seagull." The three armies finally put their minds at ease.

  When Sanjun returned home, Shuixian had already prepared hot water for him.

  "Hurry up and take a bath, I've added salt, or you'll catch a cold!" Shuixian said.

  "My body is fine! Can I catch a cold? Right, tomorrow you wake me up early, today I met a hunter who went into the mountains for several miles, he said he would sell wild boar meat in town tomorrow, I'll go buy some back to nourish your body."

  "Really! I'm craving wild boar meat now!"

  "Seriously, remember!"

  "Alright, alright!"

  The three armies have finished their bath, and the fairy's meal is also ready.

  After dinner, Shuixian told Sanjun not to go out and work on farming in the afternoon.

  San Jun said: "After the rain, the mud in the ground is wet and sticky. Da Jun and Li Chun also stopped working."

  "Okay, okay, everyone is resting at home this afternoon, let's watch TV!"

  The whole family sat around the TV watching, Shuixian occasionally asking Sanjun to speak. Sanjun thought about what happened with Haiyan in the cave and always answered irrelevantly.

  Shuixian asked: "Sanjun, what's wrong with you?"

  "Watching TV! You also watch TV seriously!" Sanjun said.

  "You don't usually like watching this kind of TV! Have you been bewitched by some fox spirit?" Shuixian looked at Sanjun's face.

  "Yes. I was enchanted by the fox spirit on TV." The TV just happened to show a beautiful heroine, and San Jun pointed at the TV and said.

  Lichun smiled. The army also followed and smiled. Then, Shuixian and Sanjun also laughed.