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  Sanjun thought that he could talk to Haiyan, so he had the energy to work. However, he was still worried that Haiyan wouldn't come. This worry made him lose his enthusiasm for singing on the road.

  On the road, Sanjun also walked slowly and kept looking back. He thought, Haiyan wouldn't come so early.

  Who knows, when the three armies were about to arrive, they saw that Haiyan was already working hard in the soil.

  "You this wild woman, yesterday on the road wasn't taken away by a wild boar!" The three armies' interest was piqued.

  "You think it's still decades ago! Now, going everywhere to find wild boars can't be found. I'd rather encounter a wild boar, I really want to eat wild boar meat." Haiyan stood up and said to Sanjun.

  "You wretched woman, you said you'd come yesterday afternoon but didn't show up. I've been waiting for you till I'm sick at heart and couldn't even do my work properly!"

  "Are you really that eager? You're so eager you're crying!" Haiyan intentionally used homophones to tease Sanjun, "I've never seen you cry before. Are you really crying? Cry some more for me to see!"

  "Oh, you! Pretending to be deaf and dumb."

  "Hurry up and get to work! Don't just talk," said Haiyan, bending down again.

  "Yesterday I really entered the Monkey Rock!" Sanjun also started working.

  "Oh! Which fox spirit had a good time with you at Monkey Rock?"

  "Damn fox spirit! Luckily! No fox spirit, but white mouse! I caught two white mice!"

  "You should thank me! If I hadn't reminded you, you wouldn't have even thought of Monkey Rock!"

  "It's really true! I'm going to beat you up good! Haha!" The three armies stood up and laughed loudly.

  "You! Are you thinking of another trick to deceive people?"

  "With you here, how can I not think of it?"

  "You guys are always thinking about that stuff. I remember when I was in middle school in town, our gym teacher... haha, it's hilarious!"

  "What's so funny? Come on and share it with me! It's also enjoyable listening to you talk while working!"

  "The physical education teacher is Li Xingmu. He replaced his father. At that time, it was possible to substitute for others, did you know?"

  "Of course I know."

  His father was a master in the school. After he took over, he also became a master in the school. Later, when a female master came to the school, she let him change to teaching physical education.

  "What's so funny about teaching physical education? Isn't it just a whistle and two balls? Those balls aren't even the ones on your chest, what's so funny?"

  "Don't be naughty!"

  "Okay, you say."

  "He followed other physical education teachers to learn radio gymnastics. When he taught us, I remember that 'Five Emphasizes and Four Beautifications' were being promoted at that time!"

  "Yes! I remember this."

  "He told us that our school is promoting 'Five Virtues and Four Beauties'! I'll call five female classmates to come up and do some exercises, let's see how beautiful they are!"

  "I must have called you already!"

  "How did you know?!"

  "You developed early, that plump one is me, I will also call you first to go up. You just stand up and it's beautiful!"

  "Great moral character! How can all men have the same moral character? Even our physical education teacher says so. When we five classmates stood up, he said, 'Look at everyone, these students are already beautiful as soon as they stand up!'"

  "He just wants you to exercise and watch you jump around, right?"

  "We had just entered junior high school and didn't know how to do exercises. He said, 'You don't know how to do exercises, I'll teach you.' The five of you representatives stand in the first row."

  "Haha, privilege! He can see how you guys shake now!"

  "Die, you three armies! Are you still not going to let me speak?!"

  "Alright, you speak!"

  "When I first entered school, it was summer and very hot! The physical education teacher had a long towel draped around his neck just like my father. Of course, we girls only wore one piece of clothing. I remember wearing a nylon blouse at the time!"

  "At that time, good clothes were really in demand."

  "It's like this. When our physical education teacher taught us how to jump, we jumped and jumped, guess what happened?"

  "He's only concerned with looking at you guys now! Has he forgotten about teaching?"

  "Haha, you rascal, didn't think of this, did you?"

  "What's wrong with him?"

  "He taught us to jump and jump, and that proud thing in his pants showed off!"

  "Is it really that serious? Isn't he ashamed of himself? Hurry up and disperse!"

  "Not at all! He put his sweat towel on his hand and squatted down, the towel covering his thing, he said, listen to my slogan, you continue to do!"

  "Haha, so funny! What happened next?"

  "Later? Later when it was time to disperse, he went back to the classroom with his head down. A male classmate said, 'Have you seen the physical education teacher's pants?'”

  "How did you come up with such a story to tease me, you little wild woman!" The three armies stood up and stretched their waists.

  "Is it true! I'm a woman, and I can still think of such a story? Don't move, let me see if your little thing is up or not? Haha!" Haiyan also straightened her waist.

  "You this wild woman! If you tease me again, I'll really...I'll do that to you!"

  "Haha, you dare! I'll dig up your little tail with one spade and let you never have a son again!" Haiyan patted her back.

  "Wild girl is tired! Take a rest!" San Jun said, walking out of the earth and sitting on the grass to drink water.

  The swallow also walked out, picked up the water bottle and sat down beside San Jun.

  The three armies looked at Haiyan: "You said this woman has harmed how many men? When she was young, she made the physical education teacher lose face. Now she's harming me again, making me think of her at night and can't even sleep!"

  "What was I thinking about you last night?"

  "Think of that!" The three armies pointed at Haiyan with their fingers, and Haiyan slapped his hand away: "Be more disciplined! You only know how to take advantage of me!"

  "Take a look yourself, doesn't he seem unwilling?" San Jun said, stretching his head forward.

  The swallow looked down and saw that her clothes were soaked with sweat, revealing her undergarments. One of them was half-exposed, so she quickly moved to the side, away from the three armies: "Don't always think about my treasure!"

  "Haha, you really are afraid I'll eat you up!" San Jun laughed.

  "Man! It's hard to say, everyone says you're decent, but I think you're more promiscuous than the village chief. If a woman throws herself at you, you'll be eager to accept!"

  "Look what you're saying! Sometimes even a clever woman would try to snuggle into my arms, but I'd push her away!"

  "Go ahead and brag!"

  "Really, don't you believe? Ask Xian'er, how many times she has climbed into my arms, did I push her away?"

  "Haha, are you kidding me?" Haiyan moved her body and patted Sanjun's shoulder again.

  "How many times did you tease me yesterday? You're the only one allowed to tease me?" San Jun laughed happily.

  "Get back to work! Stop chatting and having fun!" Haiyan stood up and walked into the field.

  The three armies and Haiyan worked together while chatting and laughing, both of them were very happy.

  The swallow felt a cool breeze coming and straightened up. She looked in the direction of the wind and said, "Look! It's raining over there! The sky this season is like a child's face, changing suddenly, let's hurry back home!"

  The three armies looked at each other and said: "It's really raining. Let's go home."

  The two of them hastily walked out of the earth and took a water bottle on their way.

  It was almost at the Monkey Rock when the raindrops started to fall sporadically in front of us.

  "Go, take shelter from the rain at Monkey Rock!" said the seagull.

  "We can only go take shelter from the rain. If we don't, getting rained on and going back will make us catch a cold, not to mention becoming drenched!" San Jun said as he led the way around the bend.

  It hadn't reached the Monkey Rock yet when a heavy rain suddenly poured down.

  "Drop the hoe and run! Haiyan!" Sanjun said, dropping his hoe and pulling Haiyan's hand. Haiyan dropped her hoe and followed Sanjun as they ran off together.

  Two people ran into the cave, their clothes were already torn in half.

  "Come in a bit further, there's still rain here." San Jun pulled Hai Yan's hand and continued walking inside.

  "It's so dark inside, can't see anything!"

  "After a while it won't be dark, now I'm just not used to it yet. Let's walk slowly," Sanjun said.

  Seagull held Three Army's hand, and they walked side by side. Suddenly, Seagull stepped on a loose stone with her foot, and she slipped slightly. Three Army hastily hugged her in his arms: "Didn't sprain your foot?"

  "No." Seagull felt the body temperature of the three armies, and her heart suddenly became chaotic.

  The three armies stuck to Haiyan's body and suddenly became excited, hugging Haiyan and kissing her.

  "Stop, stop, don't be like this, three armies! Someone will come in!"

  "No one will come! Even if they did, we would see him first. He won't be able to adapt to the light and can't see us two..." San Jun said, his hand reaching into Hai Yan's clothes.

  "No one can go, San Jun... don't..." Hai Yan stopped San Jun's hand with her own.