Are the three armies great?

  0058: Are the three armies great?

  The water fairy woke up San Jun early and had him eat breakfast before going into town to buy wild boar meat.

  The three armies had eaten breakfast and came to the entrance of the village. He saw Wang Wen also waiting for a car at the entrance, thinking in his heart, could it be that Haiyan asked him to buy wild boar meat? I can't speak first, or he will suspect something.

  "Wang the accountant, what brings you here so early waiting for a ride into town?" San Jun walked over and asked with a smile.

  "You're also going to the town! Let me tell you, they're selling wild boar meat in the town today, the real deal. I'm going to buy some and bring it back to eat." Wang Wen pushed his glasses up.

  "Oh, what a great thing! I'll buy some for Shuixian to eat too." Sanjun said with a smile.

  "The car has arrived, let's get on!" Wang Wen said, pointing at the small four-wheeled vehicle coming from the front.

  After the three armies got on the bus, they rushed to help Wang Wen buy a ticket.

  "It's really embarrassing for you to buy tickets." Wang Wen pushed his glasses again.

  "What's the big deal about buying a train ticket!" San Jun sat down in the seat opposite Wang Wen.

  This small four-wheeled vehicle was originally a farm transport vehicle, the owner added an iron shed on the back carriage and installed two long benches inside, which were used for short-distance passenger transportation.

  Wang Wen exchanged a few pleasantries with San Jun and then fell silent, both of them grasping an iron rod beside them with one hand. The iron rod was the supporting pillar of the car shed.

  The three armies looked at Wang Wen, and their minds were a jumble of thoughts.

  "You, Wang Wen, look like a scholar, and you're also the village accountant. Who would have thought that your wife was kissed, hugged, and touched by me, this rough old man, just yesterday!" San Jun thought to himself, feeling quite pleased with himself, and a faint, almost imperceptible smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

  "The seagull is so plump, and its butt is round too, you Wang Wen can really enjoy it! What a pity, I didn't get my hands on it yesterday!" The smile at the corner of San Jun's mouth disappeared, and a sour feeling rose in his heart.

  "Your Majesty's body is so thin, you're fine on the seagull, soft and fluffy, letting you enjoy it. The seagull loosens its grip on you, its body presses against yours, enough for you to feel good!" The expressions of the three armies changed with their own imaginations.

  "When going home, if sitting together on the bus again, I have to buy my own ticket and can't let him take it first. Otherwise, I really won't feel comfortable, having just hugged his wife yesterday!" Sanjun's thoughts were all over the place, jumping from east to west.

  "We've arrived at the town, let's get off the bus!" The driver shouted.

  The three armies got off the bus with Wang Wen and parted ways after greeting each other.

  Actually, after parting ways, both of them had the same goal, and they were both searching for wild boar meat. The only difference was their direction.

  The three armies turned around in circles and didn't see anyone selling wild boar meat.

  "It can't be so early!" San Jun thought as he turned out of the town and rushed to the most lively place for the fair.

  "How can I sell pork here?"

  "I'm not a professional pig killer. This is the wild boar I hunted yesterday, buy some wild boar meat to eat!"

  Wang Jun, who was walking with his head down, heard the conversation in front of him and suddenly became spirited.

  The three armies looked up and saw a man carrying a bamboo basket on his shoulder, with a long and wide board placed on top of the basket, and pork was placed on the board.

  Wang Jun hastily walked over: "I'll buy 1.5 kilograms of wild boar meat!"

  "Alright!" The hunter said, picking up his knife.

  "It's worth one and a half catty of money, but you want me to give you two catty of wild boar meat?" San Jun said.

  "What makes you think I should give you half a catty of meat?" The hunter looked at Wang Jun.

  "The mountain village hunter doesn't speak deceitful words!" The three armies laughed and said. He had just finished speaking when he regretted it. Because, he found that Wang Wen was already standing beside him.

  "Weren't you the one who took shelter from the rain in the Monkey Cave yesterday? How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? I said there would be wild boar meat coming into town today, didn't I?"

  The three armies didn't want him to continue talking about yesterday's topic, so they hastily interrupted his words and said: "Hurry up and chop the meat! I still have important things to do!"

  "Alright, alright! I'll give you 6 taels! The hunter said, and with a turn of the knife on the pork, he said, "I estimate it's about 2 catties and 1 tael. Let me weigh it for you." He weighed it with a scale and said, "Exactly 2 catties and 1 tael! Calculating at 1.5 catties per unit of currency, that'll be 30 yuan!"

  The people surrounding found out it was real wild boar meat and they all wanted to buy. The three soldiers turned around, saw Wang Wen, and pretended as if they had just seen him: "You're here? Hurry up and buy!"

  Wang Wen murmured an "uh-huh".

  The three armies saw Wang Wen push his glasses again, and he found that the eyes behind Wang Wen's glasses revealed a hint of evil spirit. He didn't speak to him anymore and hurriedly left.

  Wang Wen clearly heard the hunter's words behind the three armies, and he didn't know what to feel in his heart. On the way here, Wang Jun didn't mention a word about Monkey Rock, the hunter, or the wild boar. Haiyan only told me to come buy wild boar meat and mentioned running into hunters on the road. What will happen between Sanjun and Haiyan at Monkey Rock?

  Sanjun's mind also started to get messy: What would Wang Wen think of him and Haiyan after hearing the hunter's words? Obviously, Haiyan hadn't told Wang Wen about meeting Sanjun at Monkey Rock, or else Wang Wen would have said something on the way.

  San Jun's heart was in a mess and he had no choice but to return home, waiting to see how things would develop. In his heart, he silently muttered, hoping that Wang Wen wouldn't make a big deal out of this matter.

  The three armies didn't have the mood to wander around town, so they hitched a ride back to their hideout early. After arriving home, Shuixian was overjoyed to see the wild boar meat, but Sanjun's heart was in disarray.

  Sanjun wanted to go to Wang Wen's house and inform Haiyan about the news, so she could be prepared. However, he was also afraid of making things worse. What if his visit to her house was leaked out again, or what if he bumped into Wang Wen, wouldn't it be even harder for him to explain?

  Tormented! The three armies have been tormented all along, and they can't even taste the flavor of wild boar meat at noon.

  After half an afternoon, the hearts of the three armies finally calmed down. It's been so quiet for such a long time, nothing should be wrong!

  San Jun deliberately turned around in the village, he wanted to understand the situation more clearly. He finally saw Hai Yan. He found that Hai Yan was laughing and talking with people as usual, his hanging heart finally settled down.

  The three armies were wrong.

  Something has gone wrong with Haiyan again.

  This thing happened at midnight.

  Seagull had a satisfying meal of wild boar meat at noon. At night, she was sleeping soundly when her quilt was lifted! She saw Wang Wen staring at her. Wang Wen took off his glasses, and although his staring eyes lacked power, they showed anger!

  "You're crazy, what do you want to do? You can't even do it, but I'm not refusing you! Who are you showing off to like this? I told you to see a doctor, you didn't go! At night you torture me until my heart is itching, and then you retreat early!" Haiyan scolded.

  With a loud "slap", Haiyan's face was slapped heavily. "I'm not good enough for you, so you're having an affair with some wild man? And you even went to the Monkey Rock?"

  The seagull was stunned, and for a moment it didn't react. Upon hearing Wang Wen say "Houzi Rock", his heart suddenly contracted. How did this son of a bitch know about my business with San Jun at Houzi Rock?

  "Who's been stolen? Is Monkey Rock hiding from the rain considered stealing?" Seagull asked Wang Wen sternly.

  "Are the three armies great?" Wang Wen swung his palm again.

  Seagull flipped over and pressed down on Wang Wen: "You turtle son of a bitch, you can't even do it yourself, how dare you hit me for no reason!" After that, Seagull forcefully scratched Wang Wen's face.

  Wang Wen cried out in pain and fiercely counterattacked Hai Yan with a punch.

  Although Haiyan was more robust than Wang Wen, when a man becomes fierce, a woman is no match for him after all. The corners of Haiyan's eyes were already swollen and painful. She knew that the best way to protect herself was to cry.

  Seagull covered her eyes and burst into tears: "You wronged me, I didn't follow Sanjun!"

  "There's no why to come back, I don't dare say it!" Wang Wen stopped using force and wiped his face with his hand, finding blood on it: "You this wild woman stole a man and scratched old man's face! Old man will kill you today!" As he said that, Wang Wen pressed down on Haiyan.

  The swallow began to struggle, flapping its wings and hitting Wang Wen.

  Wang Wen was busy, on the one hand thinking of controlling Haiyan's hands, and on the other hand pulling at Haiyan's clothes.

  The seagull protected itself and did not allow Wang Wen to invade. However, Wang Wen was like a fierce tiger coming down the mountain, with swift movements up and down.

  Wang Wen's fierce strength turned the Seagull from defense to offense.

  After a storm, everything is calm again.

  Seagull asked Wang Wen excitedly: "What's wrong with you today? How are you so good? You're not sick! You're so great!" Seagull said, sitting up.

  Wang Wen also sat up: "Haiyan, really, what's wrong with me today? How did I suddenly become a different person?"