Chapter One Little Girl

  Annan Xiu woke up early and felt very comfortable. He sat on his bed for a while, feeling quite good.

  It's been a while since I came to this world, and I've gradually gotten used to it. Although every day is uneventful, at least I don't have to study those complicated and obscure spells, fight against monsters in the desolate mountains, or deal with the intrigue and backstabbing of the royal court. Every morning, I wake up to sweet corn porridge, soy milk, bread, cake, or fried eggs. I spend my days eating ice cream, reading newspapers, strolling around, and watching those aimless locals. And there's also a somewhat incompetent but at least harmless bodyguard. This kind of life isn't bad, as long as I don't remember the clear blue sky of the Tianyun Divine Realm.

  Last night when I was sleeping, I seemed to have smelled Li Rouyou's breath. I was dazed and didn't notice, but last night I think I fell asleep on the sofa while watching "Animal World". How did I end up in bed?

  Annan Xiu lowered her head, wearing a loose sleepwear, and surprisingly couldn't see the small cleavage. Annan Xiu wore that lingerie, and her chest seemed to have increased by one circle. Li Luyu definitely didn't have the qualifications to say she had no breasts again, but where did it go now?

  An Nan Xiu soon felt what was going on, her underwear had been undone, combined with the unusual situation of her appearing on the bed, she quickly came to the conclusion that Li Lu had carried her to bed last night and even undid her underwear.

  Annan Xiu was both shy and angry, but this guard was still quite competent. It's just that he seemed to be a bit too intimate with his care, doing things that only a female servant could do.

  An Nan thought gloomily for half a day, feeling that she shouldn't go looking for trouble with Li Luoyu. After all, his performance last night wasn't bad, he knew not to let the princess sleep on the sofa, but how did he end up carrying her in? Did he secretly do something wrong?

  Annanxiu is good at making underwear, she has learned it, and she has never been slow in learning things.

  Li Luyu was busy in the kitchen, Annanxiu leaned against the kitchen door and watched him.

  Li Luoyu turned his head to look at her, the little girl still had a sleepy look on her face, her long hair was scattered randomly, making her figure appear even smaller, standing there barefoot, her toes were still fidgeting restlessly.

  "Hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth. It's time to have breakfast." Li Luyou flipped the egg over, An Nanxiu was growing taller and stronger every day, so she had to eat nutritious food for breakfast.

  "Child, call Mom." Annanxiu said, wiping her nose.

  Li Ruyu turned his head and glared at her, not bothering to respond. An Nanxiu asked for a photo of his mother, as well as her birthdate, height, weight, and hometown, but where could she find any of that? She didn't even have a lead, yet she declared that she would never give up.

  "You touched me again last night." Annan's face turned red, but she still looked calm and confident.

  "When you sleep, undo your bra, especially when you're developing. Otherwise, the bra will make you feel suffocated and oppressed during sleep, it's a terrible feeling. Little girls who don't sleep well won't grow up." Li Luyu knew what she was talking about.

  "Am I a little girl? Here, 14-year-old girls are considered little girls, but in the Tianyun Divine Realm, you're an adult at 12!" An Nanxiu hated it when Li Luyu treated her like a little girl, so she walked up to him and puffed out her chest.

  "Hurry up and brush your teeth, you stink." Li Luoyu glanced over, it was a good view, the skin there was the most tender on a woman's body, delicate and soft, bulging out as if it would break with just a light touch.

  A woman's breasts are truly a wondrous thing, he accidentally touched Annan Xiu's, not small, his palm was filled to the brim, just enough to fill his palm, unlike many young girls who were still developing and had only a tiny bud-like protrusion, her breast base area was not small, with one tight grasp, it swelled up to be full and plump, probably will grow very big in the future, the type that doesn't need a bra to be perky and full.

  Ri Ruoyu is not a friend of women, nor has he done any special research. He knows all this only because he has a younger sister, An Nanxiu, who looks very much like his sister three years ago.

  "Am I stinking to death?" Which girl can tolerate a boy saying this to her, let alone the princess? She is used to female servants wearing soft cotton gloves when touching her body, likes herself clean and tidy, and hates others being dirty. Bad breath is unforgivable, and Li Youyue actually said this to her.

  Ri Ryūyō is the most detestable and the most insignificant person, that's what An Nanxiu thinks. She's only angry because he insulted her, not because she cares about his impression of herself.

  "Wake up in the morning, don't brush your teeth and stand in front of others to talk, and spray your breath on people's faces. Those who do this are without public morals. I haven't taught you a lesson on public morals for a long time, have I?" Li Luoyu said with a straight face, as he dished out three fried eggs, one for himself and two for Annan Xiu.

  "Ah!" An Nan was so angry that she almost jumped up, blowing air at Li Luoyu: "I'm going to stink you to death, stink you to death, stink you to death!"

  "Stop messing around... I'm going to make soy milk." Li Luyou grabbed a handful of beans to check how they were soaking.

  An Nanxiu was not someone who gave up easily, Li Luyu did not apologize or admit his mistake, she would not let it go, wanting to blow him up like a balloon, he stood so tall, An Nanxiu tiptoed and jumped up to blow air on his face.

  An Nan Xiu jumped up, in the not-so-large kitchen Li Lu You was busy with a flurry of activity, wanting to put down the beans first and calm her down, but when she relaxed her hand, the beans didn't go into the bowl, instead they fell to the ground.

  Annan jumped up and fell down, still barefoot, and suddenly stepped on a round and swollen bean. She let out a cry of surprise and her body began to fall, frantically grabbing onto Li Luyu.

  Li Luyu's eyes were quick and his hands were fast, he picked her up in one swift motion. It had to be said that this little girl was slender and delicate, although Li Luyu hadn't intentionally tried to enjoy the feeling, but he felt that holding her like this, with her curled up in his arms like a small cat, her tiny body leaning against him, light as a feather, was really quite delightful.

  "Are you still naughty?" Li Luyou still looked at her with a straight face.

  An Nan's eyebrows furrowed, her delicate lips pouted, and a flush rose to her cheeks. She hastily released the hand that had instinctively grasped Li Rouyou's neck a moment ago, then tightly clutched at her skirt hem, pressing down on her little underpants so Li Rouyou couldn't see them.

  "Last night... last night..." Annan muttered: "You carried me into the room like this?"

  Li Rouyu nodded and said discontentedly, "But from now on, I'll grab your ankle and pull you in upside down, because there's no way to treat you well."

  "How dare you!" Annan Xiu suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed his face.

  "What do you want to do again?" Li Luoyou carried her over to the sofa, wanting to first dump her here to nestle in, so he could finish his tasks. In the morning, there really wasn't time to accompany her in messing around, and later he would be late again. He had a premonition that today the class monitor of the elementary school students would come find him to talk.

  An Nanxiu wouldn't let him hide, shifted his body a bit, making it convenient for her to raise her neck in his arms. Then she wrapped her hands around his neck, pulling him closer to herself. She opened her small mouth and blew another breath at Li Luyu, smiling with curved eyebrows, curved eyes, and curved lips, like a mischievous little fox who had succeeded in its prank, humming triumphantly: "You stink!"

  Who can really stink to death Li Luyu, even if it's Li Luyu, after eating the Longevity Fruit, I feel like my whole body has been purified, every moment feels like a refreshing and natural enjoyment, let alone An Nanxiu? Her physique is even more pure and flawless, always clean and spotless, exuding a sweet and fragrant milk scent all over her body, so sweet and delicious that it's like a milkshake, just wanting to lick it.

  Her breath was very fragrant, warm and hot, blowing on Li Luyu's face, making him feel a little itchy in his heart, also a bit unnatural. Moreover, she was so close, that delicate, seemingly flawless porcelain doll-like face, beautiful, fragrant, always made people feel like they wanted to hold her tight and pamper her. Li Luyu was helpless against her self-righteous mischief, she was just a mischievous little girl, somewhat self-important, somewhat unreasonable, somewhat violent and impulsive, but after all, she was only fourteen years old, the cuteness of a little girl always took up the main part. When she didn't have to bear those identities, those halos, those responsibilities and honors, maybe this unruly An Nanxiu was the real Princess Xiu.

  "Alright, I'm suffocated to death, you win. Later on, your breakfast will also be smelly." Li Luoyu put the little girl on the sofa and gently patted her cheek: "Good girl."

  "I'm not your pet!" An Nanxiu was very dissatisfied with the action of being patted on the face and told "well-behaved", which she often saw when the old lady downstairs fed the cat.

  Li Luoyu finished making breakfast and brought it over. An Nanxiu had already washed up and was sitting properly at the dining table, waiting to eat, looking like she couldn't wait any longer.

  Li Luoyu cut the egg into small pieces for her, poured the soy milk to one side, and ate with big mouthfuls. Looking at her eating while humming, he really felt like he had raised a little pet. But this little pet would always try to climb onto his head, baring its teeth and claws.

  Li Ruyu thought for a moment and then laughed at himself.

  "What's so funny?" Annan Xiu raised her head sensitively and gazed at him warily.

  Li Rouyou stretched out his hand and touched her head, pointing to the dinner plate, "Eat quickly, whoever eats slowly will do chores."

  Ann didn't bother with him, even if she ate slowly, in the end it was still Li Luyu who collected and washed the dishes. After all, she was a princess. Hmph...

  My sister is about to come on stage. Speaking of my sister, there's something that happened recently that's laughable and tear-jerking. I have a sister-in-law who has been widowed for many years, and now her children are all grown up. Of course, they're my nephews. My nephew calls his aunt "Auntie Grandma" and his uncle "Uncle Grandpa".

  My aunt introduced my sister-in-law to her younger brother, who is also my uncle's biological younger brother.

  Alright, it's getting messy now.

  Later, I found out that my nephew had settled down with his stepfather's daughter, who was also his sister. However, it turned out that before my sister-in-law and her husband were together, he had met this sister of his, and at the time, he called my aunt's daughter "aunt". This sister was also the sister of my aunt's daughter, so he followed suit and called her "aunt" too, with a surname added in front, after all, they were distant relatives.

  It's a hassle, my nephew and his girlfriend, who is also some aunt, some sister, as well as my brother-in-law and my aunt's younger brother, all appeared at my aunt's house together. Nobody dared to call out anyone else, whoever called would be laughed at, and whoever was called wouldn't respond.

  It's a true story, not made up. I just think that without blood ties, generational ethics shouldn't be a big deal, at least in our family no one objects, as long as they can live a good life, that's all that matters.

  Of course, this passage has absolutely nothing to do with this book.