Chapter One Little Girl

  Li Luyu immediately understood that his shock was because he had overestimated the gods of Tianyun Divine Realm. As soon as he thought about it, the names that came to mind were Guanyin, Bodhisattva, Old Lord, Buddha and so on. However, the gods and demons of Tianyun Divine Realm must not be as powerful as those in "Journey to the West" or "The Investiture of the Gods".

  As for the gods' technique and divine followers, Li Luoyu also understood that it was like the difference between Athena and the Saints. Athena was a god after all, and there was an essential difference with the Saints who still relied on their sacred clothes, burning small universe and so on, those were like the armor and weapons of the divine followers.

  The Cleric is a spellcaster, and the Paladin is a warrior.

  As for what the divine technique emphasizes the creation of power, Li Luyu didn't care about it. Just look at Princess An Nanxiu, who is still extremely weak and has a shocking destructive power, destroying Li Luyu's home to the point where nothing is left.

  "I don't have ambitions as grand as yours, I just want to get another Longevity Fruit and that's enough." Li Rouyou added in her heart, sincerely hoping that Princess An Nanxiu would become a god soon, return to the Tianyun God Realm, and then see... never see again. Now that her powers are weakening, she can't even move without losing control of the Thunderball and burning people, let alone when she becomes a god. The earth won't be able to contain her.

  "You can only digest one Longevity Fruit now, eating more is useless." An Nan Xiu looked down on Li Luoyu with a shallow gaze and didn't mention the matter of him becoming a Divine Disciple again.

  Annan Xiu hung the wing on Li Luyu's back, a flash of lightning passed by, and Li Luyu only felt that this suit of armor shrank suddenly, surprisingly like a living thing wriggling, tightly fitting his body, light and natural as if it were the equipment he usually wore when playing roller skating.

  The armor was a dark red color, with black cracks that seemed to move like snakes in the void, mysterious and cold. A few strips of ribbon, like phoenix tail feathers, swayed gently in the windless air. The bat-like wings on his back seemed to be attached to Li Luyu's shoulder blades, shaking with every movement of his arms and body, making him feel as if he could fly by imitating the flapping motion.

  "It's ugly, but this is the only one that suits you. I got it from a divine disciple who could barely condense armor and weapons when I left the Great Sage Temple. That person was also as annoying as you, so I took his armor away." Seeing Li Luyu's admiring expression, An Nanxiu hastily expressed that she didn't care about divine disciple armor at all, and it was only something a local like Li Luyu would be fascinated by.

  Li Luyu didn't care, he was excited now, "Just the two of us, we can become a real COSer dream team! Now we don't have fame, but this performance is a good platform, after we become famous with one shot, our next appearance fee will be sky-high!"

  "Do you want to have a next time? This is the only one, and it's the last one. From now on, work hard to earn money for me, I'm getting more and more dissatisfied with my current life." Annan Xiu hummed, after tasting the delicacies of a high-end restaurant, Annan Xiu found that although this was a native world, she could live better than she did now, there were many things that existed which were no less delicious than white sugar ice pops.

  Li Luyu doesn't care, An Nanxiu doesn't go is no big deal, as long as she doesn't take back this set of Niu Tou Bian Fu armor, Li Luyu can still go earn performance fees.

  Perhaps his sister's university tuition fees would no longer be a worry, Li Luyu had a beautiful dream for the whole night, but was woken up by a nightmare in the morning.

  The nightmare evolved from a beautiful dream, he dreamed of himself wearing a cow-headed bat armor, majestic and powerful, performing freely on the stage, the beauties in black stockings and short skirts under the stage screamed, but soon this scream turned into a scream of horror, because he had actually become a real cow-headed man, those strong cow-headed men in World of Warcraft.

  Li Rouyu woke up with a start, clutching her hair and sitting up, only to find that she didn't have cow horns on her head. She finally came to her senses, glanced at the bronze-colored box beside her bed, let out a long sigh, and went to wash her face and brush her teeth.

  An Nanxiu had not gotten out of bed yet, the more Li Luyu spent time with her, the more flaws she discovered, the princess was no better, lazy in bed, gluttonous, irritable, arrogant, rude... and so on.

  Li Luyu has always insisted that a healthy otaku is a sunny otaku. Although he often stays up all night watching anime, reading comics, or gaming with his face flushed and ears red, most of the time he sticks to a regular lifestyle and exercise routine. Only such a body can support himself playing so hard sometimes.

  After cooking porridge and making soy milk in the living room, Li Ruyou went to the community to exercise.

  After greeting the old men and women, Li Luyu started running around the neighborhood, and before long, a man and a woman caught up with him.

  "Little Li, you've gained a lot of weight in just a few days!"

  The woman who spoke was called Lin Luoyan, and she lived in the building opposite Li Luyu's balcony. Every weekend, a black Passat would always be parked downstairs in the opposite building, and Li Luyu suspected that Lin Luoyan was being kept as a mistress by the owner of the car.

  Lin Luoyan was in her thirties, and although she had lost the tender skin and luster of a young girl, with some fine lines at the corners of her eyes, she still had an attractive charm. Her waist was no longer slender, and her belly was slightly bulging, but her full C-cup breasts were quite eye-catching among Chinese women who averaged less than B-cups. Moreover, it wasn't just her chest that was plump and firm; wearing tight-fitting workout pants also tightly wrapped around her somewhat slack thighs, lifting the curve of her buttocks high. When Li Luyu turned his head to look over, he saw that the fitness coach, Han Yixia, was staring at Lin Luoyan's lower body, and when he felt Li Luyu turn his head, Han Yixia quickly averted his gaze.

  "Here they go jogging together again, you two are really loving. Li Luyou wasn't familiar with them, but it was certain that Han Yixia had a crush on Lin Luoyan. However, he didn't know the exact nature of their relationship. He said this because he always felt that Lin Luoyan's gaze at him was somewhat ambiguous, being someone's mistress while having ambiguous relationships with single men in the neighborhood, such women were not typically conservative or traditional."

  "What nonsense are you talking about? We're just neighbors, let's go for a run together. Little Li, do you run every morning at this time? Let's run with my sister tomorrow." Lin Luo Yan said to Li Luoye with unusual enthusiasm.

  "How can I be so presumptuous, disturbing you all." Li Luyu didn't have this interest, although at his age he should have had an inexplicable infatuation with mature women like her, but he hadn't fallen to the point of being easily seduced into a state of agitation.

  "It's okay, it's okay, don't mind, Coach Han is my fitness coach." Lin Luo Yan quickly clarified.

  Li Luoyou smiled and said, "You guys continue running, I'm going to do some push-ups."

  He did see it, Han Yixia's face was somewhat gloomy, Li Luyu wasn't afraid of him, but there was no need to make a big deal out of it.

  "Let's do push-ups early in the morning, but there are some tricks to it. If you don't grasp the key points, the exercise won't be effective and you might even get hurt. Let's do it together." Han Yixia spoke up.

  He was very clear about Lin Luo's thoughts, this woman had a special liking for Li Luoyou, such a healthy big boy, just like little boys are interested in mature young women, because little boys all yearn to grow up and become mature, by conquering mature young women, they make themselves feel like real men. Women like Lin Luo were no longer young, if they could hook up with such a big boy, they would have the pleasure of reminiscing about their youth.

  Han Yixia followed Li Luyou to the lawn, which was an older residential area. The fitness equipment in the community didn't even have a pull-up bar.

  Li Luyu ignored them and continued to do his own thing, while Lin Luoyan watched from the side as Li Luyu's thighs, waist, and arms rose and fell, her breathing becoming slightly hot.

  "Haha, with this kind of push-up, I can do two hundred and eighty in ten minutes!" Han Yixia said, hugging her arms and spitting out a wad of grass.

  Then he made a few waist-strengthening movements and smiled, "This movement, doing it thousands of times in a row is no problem."

  Lin Luo Yan glanced at Han Yi Xia with a hint of amusement in her eyes, "Why don't you have a competition with Little Li?"

  Li Luyu didn't respond to their words, at this time he had already defined these two as dry firewood and fierce fire, wanting to burn them back home, with sparks flying around him, Li Luyu certainly didn't want to get burned.

  "Come on, Little Li, let me see what you've got. Young people have explosive power, but endurance is another matter. Let me teach you some small tricks, and you'll find them useful later." Han Yixia said with a double entendre, her eyes becoming increasingly ambiguous as she gazed at Lin Luoyan.

  Li Luyu isn't someone with a too serious temperament, thinking that if Han Yixia wants to flirt then let him, he Li Luyu doesn't have the slightest interest in Lin Luoyan, always bringing him up in conversation, really treating him like a stepping stone that can be trampled on at will.

  "What's the use of being able to do 280 in ten minutes?" Li Luyu said as he stood up.

  "Hehe, what's the use of saying that? Little Li doesn't have a girlfriend yet, right? It's just Xiaoyu. You'll understand in the future." Han Yixia burst out laughing.

  Lin Luo Yan covered her mouth and smiled, revealing a hint of blush, as if she understood the meaning, but was too embarrassed to admit it.

  "It's all useless." Li Luyou put his hand on Han Yixia's shoulder, looking very affectionate. "Go to the bathroom first and lose some weight."

  "Let's go." Han Yixia was afraid that Li Luyu would take the opportunity to slip away, and then he wouldn't have a chance to prove himself. He had to make Lin Luoyan understand that these young men were all quick-draw artists, not reliable.

  After a while, Lin Luo saw Han Yixia and Li Luyu walk out. This time the two people didn't put their shoulders together, only hearing Li Luyu say: "As long as it's not compared to me, you're just average, anyway you're good at push-ups, work hard and make up for your shortcomings."

  "You..." Han Yixia's face turned red with rage.

  Look at Li Luyu leaving, Lin Luoyan asked curiously, "What did you guys compare?"

  What can Han Yixia say to her? Li Luyu that kid is simply inhuman, what a scoundrel, why doesn't he go compare with an elephant instead?

  Sorry, it was supposed to be a scheduled post this afternoon, but I forgot to set the time. I've been wandering around the book review section several times and didn't find it.