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Chapter 15 is too awesome

  Chapter 15 is too awesome

  Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, I'm leaving now. You both must take good care of yourselves. From now on, don't eat raw things anymore. Use the method I taught you to roast the meat before eating it. That way, you'll be like humans. Now that you've become human, you can't eat raw things like beasts anymore, got it?

  Chen Peng's eyes were brimming with tears as he faced Xiaobai and Xiaohei.

  "Ah, everyone at home knows already! Other girls don't cry, why do you love crying so much? Hehe. Little White is the most obedient."

  Xiao Bai playfully said to Chen Pengpeng.

  "Good grief, you're acting like a nagging wife! Blabbering on and on, I can't take it anymore. You're just like Sun Wukong's master, Tang Sanzang. I'll see you off."

  Xiao Hei said playfully to Chen Pengpeng, "Just one kick."

  "bump"

  Zai kan cai peng peng yi ji fei shang tian ji.

  Translation:

  Look again, Cai Pengpeng has already flown up to the sky.

  "I will definitely be back!"

  Chen Pongpang plagiarized Hu Tai Lang's words, really TMD alike.

  "You little black thing, how dare you behave like this towards Master! Wait and see how I'll deal with you today!"

  Xiao Bai saw Chen Peng being kicked flying by Xiao Hei and immediately staged a chase with Xiao Hei.

  Chen Pengpeng saw Xiaobai and Xiaohei's scene in the high air, and three black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead. Emotional men can only be bullied by girls.

  Chen Pongpung, who was kicked flying, was falling down in a parabolic curve. Suddenly, a seven-colored stone shot towards him like a bullet.

  "Damn it! You stinky rotten stone, you're like a plague god, wherever I go, you follow. Wait for me, I'll come back and beat you to death!"

  When Chen Peng saw the seven-colored stone, he immediately recognized that this stone was the one that had almost killed him after he received the inheritance of Crazy Lord.

  This stone is the Seven-Colored Divine Stone, which seals the divine artifact of the Mad Lord - the Mad Blade. Before his death, the Mad Lord sealed the Mad Blade inside it, and only when someone with fate finds it can they shatter the divine stone to obtain it.

  However, the Crazy Blade is a divine artifact and has already formed its blade soul. It's extremely difficult to make it submit. This is a story for later, let's see how Ken Chen will recover the divine artifact next time. Hehe, stay tuned!

  Seeing the Seven-Colored Divine Stone, Chen Pengpeng immediately tightened his mind and silently muttered a sentence to himself.

  I want to go back

  In the blink of an eye, Chen Pengpeng was already standing at the place where he had just fallen off the cliff.

  "My god, that's awesome! I didn't expect the old man's magic to be so powerful. His grandma is amazing! Haha, it's done, it's done! Lin hurt me, but I'm back now. Wait for my revenge!"

  Zhenpeng was like a mad dog in the mountains, barking wildly.

  If someone were there, they would definitely say: "Crazy, crazy. How can someone so young go crazy like that? What a pity, what a waste."

  It's just a valley.

  "My goodness! This valley is so high, how am I supposed to get out? Are you kidding me?"

  Chen Pengpeng raised his head and looked at the endless cliff, sighing.

  He suddenly slapped his own occipital bone.

  "Damn it, I'm such a pig, how could I forget? Didn't Master say that once we reach the first level, we can fly and walk on walls?"

  Zhenpeng was so excited that he jumped up on the spot. No need to mention how happy he was, just look at his expression. It's like he won the lottery. I've seen pigs run, but never seen pigs climb trees.

  Looking at this endless mountain cliff, Chen Pengpeng activated his true energy. The image of the Sky-Soaring Technique quickly flashed through his mind.

  "Get up!"

  Chen Pengpeng drank lightly.

  After finishing speaking, his feet left the ground and his two hands opened. His whole body floated in mid-air, like a wicked god, with endless overbearing aura rushing straight to the sky.

  "Wahahaha, I can fly! I'm really flying, it's so freaking awesome! That TV show 'The Legend of Sword and Fairy' has Hu Ge flying with his sword, but I don't need anything, it's just too cool! Can't wait to fly up and see how it looks. Wahahaha!"

  After finishing speaking, Zhen Pengpeng flew up, leaving a string of exaggerated laughter echoing in the valley.

  On the mountain top in the outskirts, a 17 or 18-year-old boy with only a vine leaf wrapped around his lower body, barely covering himself, stood there. Look at that physique, it's simply stunning, just like a figure from the primitive forest. If the national research institute found out, he would definitely be caught and used as a lab rat for study.

  "Haha, it turns out that flying feels so cool. I need to study more next time. Haha, unexpectedly, this pose is quite effective, hehe!"

  Tian Peng flew up from the valley and struck a superman pose, quite narcissistic.

  "Mom, I'm back. From now on, no one will bully you again. You won't have to work so hard again."

  Chen Peng clenched his fists and said.

  In the sky above a poor village in City C, a young man wearing strange clothes flew through the air. If the villagers had seen him, they would have thought he was a god descending to earth! Fortunately, it was still daytime and no one saw him.

  The young man, familiar with the road, quickly descended to a very simple house. Then he walked lightly to the door and glanced inside with his eyes. Seeing no one inside, he habitually stretched his hand into the gap under the door to grope around. Finally, he opened the lock and quickly closed the door.

  Not bad, this young man is Chen Pengpeng. In the past, Tang Qiu always sold vegetables and came home very late. Afraid that Chen Pengpeng had no key, he put the key under the door gap and told him not to wait outside.

  Returning to his own room, Chen Peng saw that the room had not changed for over a decade. It was still simple and clean. Everything remained unchanged. Tears uncontrollably flowed out.

  "Mom might have gone out to sell vegetables and won't be back until tonight. I'd better change into something else, or when she gets back, she'll think I'm a homeless kid! It's enough to break her heart!"

  Zhenpeng quickly grabbed a set of his usual clothes from the old wardrobe and rushed into the narrow bathroom to take a shower.

  Chen Peng, dressed up, habitually held a mirror to admire himself. This one glance almost scared his soul out.

  In the mirror, a handsome young man with fair skin and an extremely exaggerated expression. If girls saw it, they would probably be jealous to death and couldn't help but go up and kiss him twice. Plus that incredibly handsome face, he's simply the Prince Charming in every girl's heart! It's not an exaggeration to say that wherever he goes, people love him and flowers bloom.

  "Is this me? Have I really become handsome? Wow! I've been dreaming of having a face and body like Quan Xiang Yu every day, and now my dream has finally come true!"

  Zhenpeng patted his own face excitedly, and he was thrilled in his heart! Damn it, I've never seen this person before. Contemptuous.

  "Haha, beauties, wait for me! I'll make out with all the flowers, oh no, I mean, I'll make out with the whole world! Hehe~"

  Tian Peng's self-loving crazy laughter sounded.

  Sweat, with emotions and skills, one can do whatever they want. Bastard, everyone take off a shoe and throw it at him to death, let him be arrogant!

  Everything was ready, Chen Pong lay on the hard bed board. He thought that his mother would not be back until late at night, and there was nothing to do now. He recalled what had happened more than a decade ago, when he had accidentally become a disciple of Kuang Zun while jumping off a cliff, and had also received his inheritance. Then, in a daze, he had become the master of Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei, shaking his slightly dizzy head.

  Suddenly, he seemed to remember something. He jumped up from the bed board and quickly ran to the stool that had accompanied him for more than a decade. On it were neatly arranged the subjects he studied in high school.

  "My goodness, there are only ten more days until the college entrance exam, what should I do? It seems that my university dream is going to be ruined like this? I'm not reconciled! Heaven, just strike me dead and get it over with! I don't want to live anymore."

  Chen Peng once again showed off his heavenly skills, but ended up looking like a total failure! What a fake.

  "Whatever! Let's just take a look at what good it does to cling to Buddha's feet at the last minute. It can't be helped anyway."

  Chen Peng reluctantly picked up an English textbook from the stool and muttered to himself. He continued to lie in bed and flipped through it.

  As he turned page after page with rapt attention, he suddenly jumped in fright.

  He remembered how he used to struggle to memorize the words no matter how hard he tried, but this time, as he flipped through each page, he could recall them clearly in his mind. Moreover, he was able to understand some grammar rules that had previously been unclear to him. All of this was beyond his expectations, and anyone would be shocked by such a situation. But more than that, he felt excited.

  "What's going on?"

  Chen Pongpang Zhang Er and Shang Mo did not wear a headgear, and muttered to himself.

  slap in the head

  "I'm going to faint! I didn't expect the old man to be so awesome! This 'Pride of Heaven' isn't just bragging, it's actually that sharp. Haha, posted, posted!"

  Chen Peng was so excited that he almost jumped out of bed, and would have liked to grab a copper drum and trumpet to shout loudly on the street. What an unsophisticated country bumpkin!

  After the excitement, he once again picked up that English textbook and started reading it with great interest. Every page was like a printer, completely and clearly floating in his mind, firmly remembered. Unconsciously, half an hour passed, and the English textbook in his hand had been flipped through from cover to cover.

  "Wahahaha, too awesome! No way, I have to hurry up and finish off the rest of these subjects as well! University dream, here I come, gaga!"

  Chen Pengpeng, like an excited mother pig, jumped down from the bed and hopped to that old stool beside it, bringing all the remaining subjects of math, physics, and chemistry onto the hardwood bed.

  "Heh heh, which one should I look at first? Let's start with math! As for math, in the past, just looking at it made my head swell, and solving a single problem would take several hours, but still couldn't get it right. Dammit, I won't believe in this evil spirit!"

  Chen Pengpeng said he would do it and then did it, after finishing speaking, he picked up the book and started reading seriously.

  This time, Chen Peng flipped through the entire math textbook in half an hour and was able to clearly memorize all the formulas and calculation methods inside. After finishing reading, his eyes were wide open and his mouth was agape. Is everything just a dream? He really didn't dare to believe that there would be a day when he could learn math well. Thinking back to before, it seemed like the books he had read were useless. He couldn't help but think that in the past, he had spent two or three hours doing one question, which was actually so simple. As long as he simply applied the formula, he could quickly calculate the answer.

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