Chapter Twelve: I'll Split You in Two

  Suddenly, Chen Peng stood up in his consciousness, and his eyes opened instantly. Those fiery red eyes made people's hearts tremble with fear. His entire body was stark naked, resembling a beautiful painting.

  "Kill anyone who offends my loved ones!"

  A voice that shook heaven and earth, wailed ghosts and gods, resounded throughout the entire conscious space.

  Zhen Pengpeng stood upright like a killing god, standing solemnly in the midst. His eyes shone with golden light, his gaze fixed firmly on the distance, like an unsheathed sword waiting to be unleashed.

  "Hum"

  A clear and pleasant voice came out.

  Only to see the killing god-like Chen Peng suddenly gave a block of rainbow-colored stone that had risen abruptly and hit it squarely. Sweating, it seems that the brick is really more useful than anything else!

  Dazed and confused, Chen Peng slowly came to. He rubbed the back of his head, massaged his aching forehead, and let out a deep breath.

  "Ah, oh! It really hurts, my old life almost got handed over just now! This damn smelting."

  The way of complaining about everything.

  As he finished speaking, he felt his body cool down. He took a deep breath and looked down.

  "Ah! Oh my god, how rude!!!"

  The sound echoed throughout the entire cave.

  That exaggerated action of Chen Peng makes people feel sick~ He even held the little bird under his crotch with both hands and kept jumping up and down while shouting loudly. I'm afraid no one knows what's going on, isn't it just two eggs and a bird? Why demonstrate in public like this? It's enough to make me want to poke him to death with my middle finger! Damn, too disgusting.

  Chen Peng quickly went to the mountain cave and found some tree leaves and vines to make a belt, finally covering his little bird. It's not bad if you don't look at it, but once you take a glance, you'll be startled - he now looks like a little hunter in the forest. This outfit is truly unconventional.

  He sniffed his own body and felt that something was stuck on his body, emitting an abnormally foul smell.

  "What the...?! What's this thing?! It smells so bad?!"

  Chen Peng cursed a foul word and quickly covered his nose.

  The stench was actually a large amount of toxic substances that he emitted after undergoing a transformation in his true form. He just didn't understand it.

  When Chen Pengpeng was about to rush out of the cave, he suddenly remembered that he was being chased by two big silly worms to this place where birds don't even shit.

  He carefully stretched out half of his head, and his brain turned around in all directions. Next to the cave entrance, those two big white tigers didn't leave, guarding him for 100 million years! They were so dull and boring, snoring away, and before he knew it, 100 million years had passed. It seemed that these two big white tigers were determined to eat him.

  Tian Pengpeng quietly withdrew his head, secretly shocked and said: "Damn it, from now on I'd rather die than provoke a tiger again, especially a mother tiger. When she gets angry, it's really not ordinary!"

  "Oh man, where can I find some water to take a bath? Heaven, please have mercy on me, this little beggar! Rain a bit, will you!"

  Tian Pengpeng was very pitiful and begged for mercy.

  "Crack!"

  A seven-colored divine lightning bolt descended from the sky and split the entire mountain in two.

  A dark figure stood still in the distance, as ugly as can be. Looking around, all the flowers, grass and trees that surrounded the entire mountain were blown down by the divine thunder. Even the two white tigers didn't dare to linger, they had escaped without a trace when they heard the thunder.

  "You thief..."

  Benben originally wanted to scold you as a thieving old heaven, but before he could finish speaking, he heard another thunderous roar.

  "Crack! Boom!"

  The divine lightning struck him accurately, and his hair stood up instantly. His whole body looked like it was from Africa. Too classic, too fashionable.

  "I..."

  Chen Pengpeng really wanted to scold again, but as soon as he thought of that damned Lei, he immediately covered his mouth with both hands.

  He looked around and saw that everything next to him was bare. He quickly untied the loose tree waistband and ran away in a hurry.

  He didn't know how far he had run, but when he looked around, the green trees had already changed. Chen Pengpeng breathed in the fresh air and suddenly jumped into a pond.

  "Bang"

  The whole person went into the water, comfortably washing away the accumulation of these days in the water. Had a great bath. Made his mood extremely comfortable.

  As he was about to tie the vine around his waist, he looked at his reflection in the water. Suddenly, he froze, unable to move a single step further.

  What has captivated him is a handsome and fair shadow reflected in the water. To put it more exaggeratedly, the shadow in the water is like a newborn baby, with skin that makes people want to touch it. Looking at that incredibly handsome face, if a girl were to see it, she would surely become the prince charming in her heart.

  It took a long time for Chen Peng to come back to his senses. He looked at the two empty spaces beside him in disbelief, then looked into the water again. But no matter how he looked, the shadow in the water didn't change in the slightest. Only then did he confirm his own thoughts: the shadow in the water was himself.

  "My god! I've actually become so handsome? Looks like I'll be walking the path of peach blossoms from now on! It seems that this method of dying and being reborn is something I should try a few more times. The benefits are truly overwhelming! Haha~~~"

  Chen Pengpeng's heart was very pleased and happy.

  He actually recognized this face as the one he had been staring at in the pond for half a day. He had seen shameless people before, but never anyone so self-obsessed.

  "Gurgle! Gurgle!"

  Until his stomach protested loudly.

  He immediately found two tree forks and started his fishing skills. In a short while, three or four big fat fish were caught by this guy.

  Finding it not exciting enough to just eat fish, this beast also set up several traps nearby. Caught a wild rabbit, and excitedly started a fire to roast the fish and rabbit meat. Even humming out music while roasting.

  Suddenly, a fragrance wafted out. Many carnivores smelled it and this meaty aroma didn't wait for an invitation to rush over here.

  When the fish and rabbit meat were almost done, Chen Pengpeng picked some fragrant herbs while hunting wild rabbits, mixed them together to make a fragrant roasted seasoning. He lightly sprinkled the seasoning on top of the fish and rabbit meat.

  The fire was slowly roasting above, and before long, the aroma began to spread. Even Chen Peng's saliva was everywhere. He licked his lips, which were about to dry out, and clapped his hands together. Finally, he picked up the fish he had roasted himself and started devouring it voraciously.

  And around him were ticking sounds, Chen Peng suddenly felt his whole body hair standing on end.

  "What kind of animal is this?! Don't eat me, I'm a handsome and elegant person! I haven't even met my mom yet, nor have I shown off to my brothers, and I'm still a virgin!"

  He shouted loudly in his heart.

  "How frightening! How frightening!"

  Two tiger roars descended from the sky.

  When Zhen saw the two tigers, his eyes widened. He was so scared that his legs went soft and he almost peed in his pants.

  "Brother Tiger, big brother, I know I was wrong. You just let bygones be bygones and spare my life! Not... not that, just Big Tiger forgive little one's mistake and spare little one's life!"

  Chen Pengpeng saw two big white tigers and immediately knelt down to beg for mercy.

  Scared, scared...

  Two big white tigers let out two loud roars, scaring him so much that he fell to the ground. The roasted fish in his hand somehow flew into one of the big white tiger's mouths.

  He could only watch in dismay as his labor of love was being devoured, what a tragedy! He had only taken two or three bites, and now it's all gone! Chen Pengpeng was on the verge of tears. What else could be more important than one's own life at this point? In his dictionary, "life" was his most valuable possession.

  "Haha, that... Big Brother Tiger, I still have some left, this is something you two will never get to eat in your lifetime. Compared to the big snake I let go, it's countless times better! Now, I'll just give it to you two. Haha, I'm just passing by, dropping in."

  Chen said that Pengpeng is stupid and will not be prosperous in winter.

  Scary! Scary~

  Again, the two white tigers let out a loud roar, and in an instant, all of Chen Peng's roasted meat was eaten by these two overbearing guys. Just as Chen Peng thought he could take advantage of the opportunity to sneak away, he was stopped by two voices that sounded like humans.

  "Thank you for the master's gift!"

  A man's voice and a woman's voice echoed through the valley.

  "What? Blessings? What and what? Where did you two pop out from? And where are those two big white tigers earlier? Oh, no! I mean, the two big silly worms!"

  Chen Peng turned around, his eyes widened in shock, and his nosebleed wouldn't stop. The man was robust and powerful, while the woman was delicate and lovely. The problem was that these two people were completely naked, the man was okay, but the woman's entire body was exposed, with a curvaceous figure that would make any man want to pounce on her immediately, otherwise it would be a strange thing.

  For a long time, Zhenpeng has been in a state of frenzy, and he didn't expect to encounter her. Now that a beautiful woman is standing right in front of him, can he calm down? The whole person was so excited that his nose started bleeding profusely. It seems that women are indeed harmful after all!

  "What are you looking at, master?"

  A girl next to him stared at Chen Peng strangely and saw that he was looking at her all the time. She couldn't help but ask, "..."

  "Ah... oh! Oh! Didn't see anything, hehe~ didn't see anything."

  Chen Pengpeng heard someone asking him, and it was a girl's voice. He quickly collected his thoughts and hastily replied.

  When Chen Peng felt something was off, he thought he just heard someone calling the master? Was it them calling him? This world is too ridiculous. He didn't even know where he was now, and there's another mysterious person. It's so depressing, really too depressing.

  He silently screamed in his heart.

  "Did you two just call me master?"

  He asked very stupidly.

  "Yes, master!"

  Two voices answered together.

  "Oh! Why did you call me the master? I just arrived, I'm not the master here. With great difficulty, I managed to find something to eat, but it was eaten by two big silly worms."

  Chen Pengpeng is really in a bad mood today.

  "Master, are you talking about us? We're not big fools, we're the kings of the Divine Forest. Very noble indeed!"

  The girl said in a soft voice.

  When he heard the girl's words, Chen Peng should have been furious. But then he heard a loud shout from behind.