The Girl with the Golden Gun

  Wang Jian hastily ate something and then bid farewell to the group of little bald heads who had already begun to prepare for the renovation of the martial arts hall, and hurriedly rushed back to school.

  Before leaving, he also made three rules with Xu Hu:

  First point: Before the martial arts hall opens, don't call him Master Wang Jian, and even after it opens, you can only address him as such within the hall.

  Secondly: After the martial arts hall opened, Wang Jian himself was not considered a shareholder, but only a lecturer, receiving a salary and not wanting dividends.

  Thirdly, Wang Jian can only come on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings, Saturday afternoons and all day Sundays. Moreover, he has a principle that everyone must follow, which is that the things learned are not allowed to be used for personal gain.

  In these three points, except for the third point, he disagreed with the other two. For one point, his interpretation was very long, but in summary, it can be condensed to about a dozen words: respect teachers and the way, teachers have no age distinction, once a teacher always a father.

  And secondly, Xu Hu was even more unwilling, and with his limited cultural level, he started to recite classical texts with Wang Jian, saying things like "heaven, earth, ruler, parent, teacher" and so on. He also talked nonsense, saying that if Wang Jian didn't agree, it would be equivalent to looking down on them as a group of rough people, and not being willing to teach them wholeheartedly.

  Anyway, a rough and burly big bald head, by the end of it almost burst into tears, making Wang Jian feel quite embarrassed. In the end, Wang Jian reluctantly agreed to accept Xu Hu's 10% share only after he had recouped his investment costs. With this promise, Xu Hu finally let Wang Jian go, and with a pleased smile, began to prepare materials for decorating the house with the little bald heads.

  It's worth mentioning that Xu Hu brought a group of fellow villagers to do the renovation. A bunch of bald-headed men, each with their own unique skills, such as masonry, tiling, and electrical work. Except for buying materials, they saved almost all other expenses. This made Wang Jian, who was also quite concerned about this matter, very happy. After all, everyone wasn't rich, making money was exhausting, so saving a little bit was a big deal.

  After returning to school, Wang Jian first found Dawei and told him about it. Dawei responded positively and patted his chest, saying that he would become a White Gold Diamond Supreme Super VIP with an 80-year membership fee...

  Wang Jian brought up the matter of Huang Yue's loan after gladly agreeing. Da Wei immediately waved his hand and said, "I don't care about this. You handle your own affairs, I'm not short of money. If you keep bringing this up, you'll find it hard to get along with me later on. I was troubled by this thing back then."

  Wang Jian also understood this, borrowing money is the fastest and shortest way to end a friendship. Even if the person being borrowed doesn't mind, the borrower will intentionally distance themselves before they have the money to repay. In the end, even if they do repay the money, or even pay it back with interest, there will still be a lingering awkwardness in their heart, and the relationship will naturally deteriorate.

  "Let's go."

  Having said that, Wang Jian was about to turn around and go monitor the classroom. After all, he hadn't been there for a whole morning. Only God knew what kind of trouble those little monkeys would stir up.

  But he had just turned around, Dawei grabbed Wang Jian's sleeve: "Wait!"

  "Huh?"

  "You haven't told me about what happened on your side this morning."

  Wang Jian nodded and sat down beside him, recounting the story of "encountering old friends in a foreign land" from start to finish, including how Monkey King had asked him to go fishing, without leaving out any details.

  "This guy is quite formidable." Dawei stroked his smooth chin: "I know you're formidable, let you be the smoke bomb for him."

  "I think it's nothing, that's just his usual style." Wang Jian sighed: "I just feel particularly annoyed, I don't know if Ryo's bodyguard gets along with her."

  "You can rest assured now. This mascot person has a good relationship with everyone."

  After finishing speaking, Dawei looked at Wang Jian with a strange gaze, his eyes revealing lust and obscenity, then he revealed a weird smile: "You..."

  Wang Jian was taken aback and had a bad premonition: "What do you want to say?"

  "You're into her!"

  "Fart!" Wang Jian's eyebrows furrowed, and he became furious: "No!"

  "Don't deny it, she's a good girl. Can you bear to see her being taken away by someone else and imagine her being caressed by another man?" Dawei let out a low sigh and surprisingly began to sing in a sorrowful tone: "Those years of missed rain, those years of missed..."

  "What are you talking about?" Tian Ran Er suddenly walked in with a suspicious face: "My intuition tells me that you're speaking ill of me."

  "No!"

  Wang Jian and Da Wei shouted out in unison, then one lowered his head to peel his fingernails, while the other raised his head to look at the ceiling fan.

  "Really?" Tian Ran Er still had a skeptical expression: "I feel that there's something strange about you guys."

  "Cough..." Wang Jian's face was slightly red as he stood up: "Right, I want to tell you something."

  Tianran blinked twice naturally, looking foolishly at Wang Jian. After a while, her face actually turned red...

  "Hey, what's on your mind?" Wang Jian looked at Tianran Er, whose face was as red as a pig's jowl, and gently tapped her forehead: "I'm telling you..."

  Then, Wang Jian clearly explained the matter of giving bodyguards to Tianran Er. Although Tianran Er was silly, her IQ was enough to make Wang Jian explode more than 300 kilometers away as a godly person. Although her emotional intelligence was a bit low, but when it came to sorting out the logical causes and consequences, it was simply easy as pie.

  "Bodyguard..."

  Tianran's expression suddenly turned worried, and her eyes were also a bit apprehensive. For a carefree spirit like her to show such an expression, it meant that she actually still cared about this bodyguard quite a bit.

  "What do you think? I can also... " Wang Jian touched the back of his head: "But close protection... I'm a man, it's not very convenient."

  Tianran nodded: "I... I just want to ask a question."

  "Go ahead and ask."

  "Will that bodyguard have body odor..."

  Wang Jian was taken aback, and a sense of powerlessness he had never felt before surged up from the bottom of his heart. She looked so worried, and it was all because of this issue of whether or not he had body odor. This left Wang Jian unable to respond for the time being. And he couldn't respond. He also wouldn't lie to her, so...

  "Hey, that bodyguard you sent me, does he have B.O.?"

  Wang Jian actually went to make a phone call to ask Dasheng... This made Dawai, who was standing next to him, suddenly feel that this pair of weirdos were absolutely meant to be together. There's no one else in the world more suitable for each other than these two...

  "Body odor?" The Great Sage was also puzzled: "You have a lot of requirements, I'm the first time I've heard that someone who receives olive leaves is worried about whether they have body odor or not. Do you know how much it costs for them to be invited to protect a star's appearance for one day? Even if they have body odor, the price won't be reduced."

  "If there's a foul smell, then forget it."

  The Great Sage thought for a moment: "Wait a minute."

  Sure, here is the translation:

  As expected, after a while, the phone reconnected, but the person on the other end was no longer Dasheng, and had changed to a woman's voice. A bit husky, but sounding very healthy.

  "I don't have body odor."

  Wang Jian nodded and said, "It's better if there isn't."

  After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone first and looked at Tianran Er saying: "She said she doesn't have body odor."

  It's all natural then. Letting out a sigh of relief, he patted his chest: "Good, nothing's wrong..."

  Dawei couldn't help but laugh at the side, he had lived for so many years and it was really the first time he saw such a thing. He thought that these two people were already weird enough, but unexpectedly, the two who answered the phone were also incredibly weird.

  It's really a happy life, from getting to know Wang Jian...

  Just then, while the three were chatting, Ye Wen suddenly burst in: "Is Teacher Wang here... Ah, yes!"

  "What's wrong?" Wang Jian was taken aback: "What's going on?"

  "Hurry up and save the situation, boss! Jin Huiming has made a bomb!"

  "Ahhh!!!!!!?????"

  Everyone present, including Tianran Er, was momentarily stunned, and the three of them were like three big toads with their mouths wide open. They were all stunned on the spot.

  But soon, Wang Jian reacted and rushed out of the door, jumping directly from the second floor, then kicked open the classroom door.

  As soon as I entered, I saw Jin Huiming on the special seat, her whole body surrounded by a black aura, with a deep and gloomy expression, her eyes filled with a ghostly and eerie darkness. On her hands were two iron biscuit boxes, while she was quietly wrapping copper wires around them. Meanwhile, most of the people in the class had already retreated, leaving only a few brave ones standing on the side watching the genius pervert girl making bombs...

  "What are you going to do?!"

  Wang Jian walked up and grabbed her ear: "Want to die?"

  And in the instant she was grabbed by Wang Jian, her eyes suddenly became bright and she stared blankly at Wang Jian, then three words burst out from between her teeth: "Bomb the police station!"

  Bomb police station...

  Wang Jian's forehead was sweating profusely as he looked at Jin Huiming's expression, knowing that this guy was absolutely not joking...

  "What's in here?"

  Water.

  Wang Jian grunted: "You're kidding me?"

  Jin Huiming raised her eyes and glanced at Wang Jian, took out the sample, a small box about the size of a mouse, shook it vigorously, and then quickly threw it out the window. Within five seconds, the sound of an exploding car tire came from outside, and the old building behind the mountain was also blown up with a diameter of about one meter and a depth of 70-80 cm. The surrounding area was still burning brightly, even on the muddy ground, and it took more than a minute to extinguish.

  "Water, nitroglycerin, aluminum powder, metallic sodium, gasoline, alcohol, fruit juice, pencil lead, banana, chewing gum."

  Jin Huiming expressionlessly said a lot, then raised the large iron tin box in his hand: "There's also the cyanide and sulfur mixture I just made inside. Highly toxic."

  "Give it to me!"

  "You're here, I'll destroy it." After finishing speaking, she opened the cookie box's bag and took out a conical thing from inside. Then she took out another oily thing: "It's safe now."

  "Where did you get all this stuff from?"

  "The school laboratory." She casually handed the package of highly dangerous nitroglycerin to Ye Wen beside her: "If you don't come, I'll bury this in the police station's ventilation shaft, and tomorrow the police station will be a land of the living dead."

  Wang Jian took a deep breath and pinched her face hard: "You're scaring me to death, act like a normal little girl... damn it!"

  Wang Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore, drew out his pointer and slapped Jin Huiming's buttocks three times in a row: "Do you know what you're doing?!"

  Ke Jin Hui Ming suddenly laughed and turned her head to look at Wang Jian: "Of course I know, so you have to take good care of me, okay."