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No. 66 Stool Examination

  No. 66 has stool come out

  After the ball began, Wang Jian successfully saw the princess who was celebrating her birthday today...

  However, perhaps influenced by some strange games, all those called princesses or with the title of princess can be perfectly described with idioms such as "ghostly craftsmanship" and "heavenly workmanship".

  Of course, this is not the point, at least Wang Jian doesn't care about these things. After all, appearance is not something that can be chosen, and ugly people are mostly kind-hearted apart from being a bit strange. Just like Quasimodo in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" or E.T.

  Moreover, she seemed to know that she was not good-looking, so after thanking the guests, she hastily disappeared into the crowd and did not show up again, leaving only a house full of handsome men and beautiful women chatting about life.

  Actually, Wang Jian has always had this feeling that the children of wealthy families are particularly likely to become handsome guys or beautiful girls, just like Jay Chou and Hannah Quinlivan's eldest son. Although he somewhat resembles Edison Chen, it doesn't affect the fact that he is a genuine little handsome guy. Moreover, Wang Jian has also seen real-life examples, such as Dawei's father, who was just here a moment ago...

  From the scene just now, Dawei's father is not the richest here, but he must be a kind of prestigious and respected person. But to be honest, Dawei's father looks like, can't even touch Dawei's heel, long face small eyes, big nose and short chin, at first glance, I thought it was Feng Gong.

  You can see Da Wei again, with a willow-leaf eyebrow that men shouldn't have, thin lips that men shouldn't have, a straight nose that men shouldn't have, delicate white skin that men shouldn't have, apricot-shaped eyes that men shouldn't have, and soft hair quality that men shouldn't have. In short, everything on him shouldn't be on a man's body, but putting aside the fact that he is a "sissy", he is indeed a genuine and super handsome big brother, otherwise, he wouldn't become the best first love object in the hearts of all school girls.

  From this, it can be inferred that his twin sister is also a stunning beauty.

  Moreover, it's not just him, among the people who came today, there really isn't anyone who looks like the wealthy landlord Hu Han San. One by one, they all look elegant and refined, although I don't know if they are human-faced beasts at heart, but from the surface, they can be said to be talented individuals.

  It was Wang Jian, the unintentionally revealed aura with a hint of evil in his eyebrows and eyes, making him look like a villain. Moreover, his skin was slightly dark and shiny, his masseter muscle was well-developed, and he had a round inch haircut that not many people could pull off, which made him not only a villain but also the kind of villain who kills without blinking.

  Of course, this may become romantic and uninhibited in a girl's eyes.

  The dance party officially began, and the people in the hall suddenly gathered in twos and threes, each to their own kind. Some were engaged in loud discussions, while others whispered softly. The only ones rushing around chaotically, aside from the waiters, were those third-rate or even fourth-rate celebrities searching for a way out. Wang Jian even spotted a nude model who had appeared on pornographic websites wearing a beautiful outfit and flirting with a handsome guy.

  "You two go ahead." Dawei looked around cautiously: "I'll hide on the balcony. Wang Jian, give me a cigarette."

  "How dare you smoke this four-yuan cigarette in front of me?"

  "It doesn't matter, those people don't understand anyway, this is called 'not knowing the blackness of night in broad daylight'."

  He grabbed a cigarette and hastily retreated to the balcony outside with his head hung low, snatching a glass of red wine from the waiter's hand along the way.

  Wang Jian looked at him for a while, and always felt that something was off. After all, in movies, people drink red wine with cigars, but Dawei paired it with four pieces of soft candy for one yuan. This made him feel like someone wearing the highest-end French attire, but with a pair of slippers on their feet...

  "This is delicious, come quickly." Tian Erzhong was beckoning to Wang Jian from a short distance away: "Over here, over here."

  Wang Jian walked over to her side: "Don't be sulky anymore?"

  "I'm a big person, I don't remember the mistakes of small people." Tian Ran pouted and hummed, then said in a boastful tone: "This is lobster meat, not spicy little lobster, I just tried it, it's delicious butter-baked lobster."

  "Is this really lobster meat?" Wang Jian's eyes widened as he stared at the pearly white balls in the dish.

  "Mmm, taste it, try it quickly."

  Wang Jian rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, picked up the fork beside him, and with a flash of silver light, he had already speared three shrimp balls into his hand and swallowed one in an instant. His face puffed out like a squirrel's, with two round bulges on either side of his mouth, still chewing on another one.

  "Enjoy your meal." Tianran looked at Wang Jian with a expectant face: "I had it once in France, it was too expensive, couldn't bear to eat it."

  "It's better than the shrimp stick in mala hot pot..." Wang Jian said vaguely: "Sweet and milky, I love drinking milk the most."

  "I told you." Tian Ran smiled smugly and walked over to the side, picking up a conch from the plate with his chopsticks: "What's this? Looks disgusting."

  "Is this an oxtail?" Wang Jian swallowed three of the lobster balls in one swift motion, and then picked up another to take a bite: "It tastes like mushrooms."

  Next to them, Tian Er seemed to have something to say. Kai Zi Xu saw that the two of them were so lacking in manners and not only that, but they also had a tacit understanding and intimacy, which made him unhappy at the time. He coldly interjected from the side: "This is like pulling out snails."

  Wang Jian nodded: "Mm, I said mushrooms don't have this flavor."

  It's a seafood restaurant, after eating several dishes, then satisfied with drinking a glass of juice: "How much does this big table cost?"

  Wang Jian thought for a moment: "It's got to be over 10,000 yuan."

  "The cost of the materials on this table is already 200,000 yuan." Kezi Xu couldn't help but mock Wang Jian directly: "And it's in a buffet format, so as soon as something runs out, someone will replenish it immediately. In other words, throughout the entire evening, everything here will be maintained at a cost of 200,000 yuan."

  Wang Jian's heart skipped a beat as soon as he heard it: "If this money is sent to my hometown, we can hire several more teachers and expand the scale of our school."

  "That's right." Natural Duo deeply agrees: "What a waste."

  Kai Zi Xu's face was filled with disdain, and a inexplicable sense of superiority rose up in his heart: "This is not the same thing."

  At this time, Tian Ran Er suddenly asked with concern: "What if we can't finish eating? I don't see many people eating, will they pack the leftovers?"

  "People here are used to eating mountain delicacies and seafood, who cares about this." Kai Zi Xunao's rich face was fully displayed: "However, Wang Jian, if you want to pack it up, just pack it up. As long as you can carry it, take it all away."

  Wang Jian's eyes rolled over and he glanced at Kai Zi Xu with a soft "Huh?"

  "Xu Kezi's back stiffened at the time: 'I was just joking...'"

  "Waiter, can I have a few take-out boxes? Thank you."

  Wang Jian apparently didn't take it as a joke, and after he finished speaking, Wang Jian actually asked the waiter standing next to him to bring over a take-out box. This left the waiter stunned for a long time, after all, having worked here for several years, attending many banquets and parties, this was really the first time hearing a request to pack food to go.

  "Bento box! Bento box!" Tian Ran said on one side while gesturing: "It's that kind of rectangular, white, and can hold dishes."

  "Two people... may have to wait a bit longer, we don't provide lunch boxes here."

  "It's okay, we'll leave after the dance is over." Tian Ran Er looked very happy: "I want a bigger lunch box!"

  After finishing speaking, she smiled and looked at Wang Jian, drawing a "2" in the air: "Tomorrow's breakfast and dinner are settled."

  Wang Jian nodded and said: "Bring more of that raw fish slice back with you, I'll help you deep-fry it in oil when we get back, it's definitely going to taste better than this."

  "No problem!"

  The two of them were completely unscrupulous, and the people passing by to take dishes looked at them with extreme weirdness in their eyes after hearing their conversation, and strange smiles appeared on their faces.

  Next to him, Kai Zi Xu couldn't help but intervene. He swiftly inserted himself between Tian Ran Er and Wang Jian, softly saying to Tian Ran Er: "Ruo Lin, what do you want to eat? I'll go buy it for you fresh... Don't wrap things up just yet, okay?"

  "Don't I have money? Why should you buy?" Tian Ran Er's face was pure and innocent: "I just think it's a waste to throw this away."

  "Yes, yes, you have money."

  Kai Zi Xu always nodded and agreed with whatever Tian Ran Er said, but after finishing speaking, he still made a bitter face and begged: "Everyone who comes here is a respectable person, this takeout...is too ugly."

  He furrowed his brow and began to educate Kai Zixu, wagging his finger: "Teacher Xu, this is actually two different things. Wasting on Christian doctrine is a heinous sin, even worse than murder."

  After finishing speaking, she swallowed a cheese pudding in one gulp and said vaguely: "So try to avoid waste as much as possible, it's respect for life."

  She spoke in a loud voice, and people near her almost all turned their heads around, then couldn't help but start pointing at Kai Zi Xu and Tian Ran.

  Kai Zi Xu's face turned red, and she subconsciously took a step back, just in time to bump into Wang Jian, who was already eating with gusto. He had been stuffing his face while chatting with Kai Zi Xu and Tian Ran, and his mouth was full of oil. In fact, he had a huge appetite, and usually could only eat until he was half full at meals, fearing that if he ate too much, he wouldn't have enough money to get by. Now, with this free buffet, he definitely couldn't let the opportunity slip away, so he was busy to the point where he didn't even have time to talk, and even when Kai Zi Xu bumped into him, he didn't mind at all, simply making way for her while continuing to devour the endless stream of food. Moreover, he had set a goal for himself today: to try every single dish without burping!

  "Ah Jian, you're cheating!" Tian Ran furrowed his eyebrows and angrily questioned Wang Jian: "Where's my fish ball? Where's my fish ball!!"

  Wang Jian spread his hands: "I've eaten."

  "How annoying!"

  Kai Zixu's face was almost swollen, and he looked at Tianran Er and Wang Jian participating in the Big Stomach King competition with a desire to cry but no tears. After causing a burst of laughter, he dryly smiled: "There...is...still..."

  Just then, Wang Jian had already run to the other end of the table and started eating, while Tian Er had only taken a few steps forward. Her anxious expression was so cute that it almost melted Kai Zi Xu's heart. So he finally couldn't hold back and asked: "Ruo Lin... can I chase you?"

  "Absolutely not."

  "Isn't there even a little chance?"

  "Not at all."

  Kai Zi Xu was stunned at that moment, his mouth twitching, staring at Tian Ran for half a day without saying a word.

  Tian Ran Er seemed to have also noticed something was off, and nervously lifted his head, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and held up the grilled eel on his fork, saying:

  "Can... I still eat?"

  Kai Zi Xu's eyes were welling up with tears, and he helplessly nodded: "Eat, eat."

  Suddenly, the crowd around burst into a loud laughter, which made Tianran roll her eyes and muttered: "What's so funny?"

  Just then, a woman with a glass of red wine in her hand and a slender figure slowly walked out of the crowd to Kai Zixu's side, and without saying a word, she took his arm: "Young Master Xu, you seem to be in an awkward situation today. Why didn't you introduce this beautiful sister to your sister?"

  Kai Zi Xu subconsciously pulled out his arm, but after tugging twice, he found that she was holding on very tightly. He could only awkwardly look at Tian Ran Er and smile: "Cousin... just a cousin..."

  "That's not right, Mr. Xu. Last time you were hugging me at the top of the mountain, you didn't say it like that. I'm still waiting for your promise."

  The people around, most of whom knew Kai Zixu, were immediately interested when they saw his predicament and couldn't help but gather in the direction of the excitement to watch the commotion.

  I don't like you.

  Natural Two suddenly let out two whistles, and the little wolf cub, who was lying on the back of the sofa with a round belly, jumped down with a swoosh and rushed to Natural Two's feet.

  Picked up her beloved dog, Tianran Er didn't say another word, but continued to follow Wang Jian's footsteps, moving forward...

  The woman, however, raised an eyebrow and walked forward, blocking Tianran's path with her arms crossed. She looked Tianran up and down before asking, "Who are you? Which girlfriend of Master Xu are you?"

  Tianran rolled his eyes and shook his head: "Just an ordinary colleague, you're overthinking."

  "Man Hong! What are you doing?" Kezi suddenly pulled her hand: "I have nothing to do with you!"

  "What am I doing?" The seductive woman suddenly twisted her face, and her voice gradually grew louder: "Young Master Xu, you're quite forgetful, aren't you? You still ask me what I'm doing?"

  "Alright! Let's talk about it after the dance is over."

  "No! I won't! You were so sweet to me when we were on the mountain top of the Forest Park, gazing at the stars and moon. But now that you've had your fun, you're done with me? Even changed your phone number?"

  This commotion is quite refreshing, and everyone's attention in the hall has focused here, including Wang Jian who loves to watch the excitement.

  "What's so good about this woman compared to me?" She grabbed Tianran Er's wrist and pulled him over like a shrew: "Figure? Looks? The great Xu Shao is actually nodding and bowing to such a pretentious thing?"

  "Let her go!" Kaizi Xu also got angry: "Get out of here!"

  His roar echoed, the music in the hall also stopped, and the crowd gathered around, everyone surrounded here, looking at this woman named Manhong pulling Tian Er's arm to question Kai Zi Xu.

  "Hey, girl." Dawei stretched out his hand and flicked the red-painted fingernail: "Let go."

  She quickly withdrew her hand, as if electrocuted, and looked at Wang Jian, who had naturally blocked Tian Er with a face full of innocence and helplessness. Then she coldly snorted: "What kind of thing are you?"

  After finishing speaking, she sat down on the ground without any image and burst into loud sobs: "Song Gege...... I was bullied......"

  Before long, a tall and sturdy man pushed through the crowd and walked forward. He was dressed in a white suit, white socks, and even white leather shoes, looking like a tube of toothpaste standing on the red ground, his head bowed quietly watching her.

  "Brother Song..."

  A crisp slap was slapped on the woman's face, followed by a cold smile: "I don't despise you for being a rotten good, but you're actually making me lose face here?"

  "Song......" The left side of Hong's face immediately swelled up, looking at her lover in disbelief, her lips moving.

  And this Song brother glanced at Wang Jian and the Natural Second behind him, then turned around to say to Kai Zi Xu: "Xu Shao, this woman has had too much to drink and has offended."

  "Zhang Ge said this and it seemed like an outsider." Kezi spoke in a rather weak tone: "This is a misunderstanding."

  " Misunderstanding?" Song Ge brought a smile, turning his head to look at Wang Jian: "I just lost face earlier, beat my own woman, I think this should be explained?"

  "Are you looking for trouble?"

  "Looking for trouble? What can I do?" He put his hands on the table: "This is all because of women, let's not say more, let's follow the rules."

  Wang Jian asked Cao Zijian with a hooked finger: "What rules?"

  "There's a rule among these people, when it comes to women's matters, if men intervene, they'll be giving face. Like just now, he slapped that madman, that was giving face. So I should also give face and go slap Ruo Lin..."

  "Give it a try."

  Kai Zi's nose was sour, and he said with great difficulty: "I dare what I?"

  "You don't dare, then let this handsome guy come." Song Ge seemed to be sincere in finding trouble: "Today I put down my words, I Zhang Song am not a reckless person. Today I came openly to take justice for my woman. To put it bluntly, I'm here for you Xu Zikai. Earlier I also saw you Xu Shao pursuing this girl. You Xu Shao dare to pursue her, then there's no reason why you can't get her. Just watch and see what happens. Justice is served, whether I should chop off my finger or cut off my arm, it's up to you."

  Wang Jian nodded and turned around, raising his chin at Tianran Er: "It's none of our business, it's Kai Zi Xu's matter, let's continue eating."

  Tianran let out a snort and made a ghostly face at Zhang Song before turning around to follow Wang Jian.

  Before they had taken two steps, Zhang Song caught up with them. He put one hand on Wang Jian's shoulder and said jokingly: "It seems this girl is yours, sorry about that. Today I came to make things difficult for Xu Zikai, so I'll have to borrow your girl for a bit."

  Wang Jian nodded and turned around to push Tian Ran Er forward: "Give it a try."

  As soon as the words fell, Zhang Song slapped a heavy slap towards Tianran Er. This made all the rich second-generation onlookers hold their breath and watch intently, but in the end, what they waited for was not the crisp sound of slapping flesh, but rather a dull, fart-like sound.

  "You really dare." Wang Jian withdrew the hand that had blocked the slap and stretched out two fingers: "I promised my friend to endure earlier. So I endured you for the second time."

  "Asshole!" Dawei suddenly rushed over and kicked Zhang Song: "This idiot!"

  But Song Ming was obviously two levels higher, easily dodging Da Wei's kick and punching him in the face, causing his nose to bleed instantly.

  Wang Jian didn't say a word, picked up a flower pot from the dinner table and smashed it onto Zhang Song's forehead. The speed was so fast that everyone didn't react in time, then he smiled:

  “”

  After finishing speaking, he handed a paper towel to Dawei: "I've never seen such an idiot."

  He patted his chest and glared at Wang Jian: "You're using violence again!"

  "Hey, big sister, someone wants to hit you."

  "It's also...". Tianran Erchao Wang Jian nodded: "Can't be like this next time."

  At this moment, Lin Yaxuan rushed over from outside, roughly pushing through the crowd, and walked to Zhang Song's side who had already fallen to the ground, frowning and asking: "What's going on?"

  "This kid wants to hit your sister."

  "Which hand?" Lin Yaxuan coldly hummed.

  Wang Jian drew a circle with his hand and then stretched out his left hand: "I'll use this to block."

  Lin Yaxuan nodded, picked up a dinner fork, and without saying another word, directly stabbed it into Zhang Song's right wrist, which had already fainted. The sharp tines of the fork scraped against the bone, producing a grating sound that made one's teeth ache.

  At this sight of blood, the dance party immediately fell into chaos, and screams suddenly rang out.

  Wang Jian nodded and gave Lin Yaxuan a thumbs up in the noisy environment: "I appreciate you."

  Lin Yaxuan also smiled at Wang Jian: "The explosion was quite good."

  Tian Ran Er's face turned green beside him: "You... you two..."

  Continue to ask for various tickets...

  Actually this chapter is a super long chapter, it's a two-chapter combined version. So don't say I only updated one chapter today.

  And I'll sell a suspense first, as for why this person suddenly appeared, everyone can guess it, absolutely not created to create conflict. This is actually reasonable and based on facts.

  So, to know what happens next, please listen to the next episode.

  Also, I need votes... need votes. The former me didn't know the importance of seeking votes and also neglected the importance of data, which made me worried for a long time...

  And I hope everyone can give me more comments, whether it's a long review or a short one, even just a sentence is fine. You can say who you like and who you don't like, because if a character is only liked by everyone or only hated by everyone, that's actually a kind of failure. Just like in "Return of the Pearl Princess", isn't there a god-level character named Granny Rong?

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