Chapter 82: Breaking Everything Again, Without A Care In The World!

  Zelia: “Celia, you’re fine with ignoring all logic, and ruining the balance of power, right?” She asked with a serious tone.

  Celia: “It isn’t something that I’ve ever grown out of, and I’m willing to bet that you still have this habit as well.” She answered with a laugh.

  Zelia: “Good, good. I wish to power level my wife, but I’d like you and Guanyu with me while doing so. Together, there shouldn’t be any danger to us.” She explained with an evil smile.

  Celia: “I’ll assume that you have a cheaty method to do so? Very well, let us… have a little adventure, then.” She added with her evil smile, tone reflecting it perfectly.

  Everyone: “…”

  They all looked to me, but I remained unmoving. I looked at Xena, yet she didn’t move, either. Then I gave a final look to Guanyu, who also didn’t move an inch. Fate was sealed, it seems…

  Despite Celia going to destroy any sense of proper power scaling with System… none stood up to stop it. Ah, poor, poor Runey. Her renewed and balanced System… will soon be trashed once more. Though, what does Zelia even plan to do?…

  A Trip, Which Made No Sense At All, Later.

  Lotte: “Uwa… this thing is quite disgusting.” She said with a grossed out tone and expression.

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  Zelia: “That it is, yes.” She instantly agreed with a nod.

  Celia: “…This Monster… isn’t bothering to attack us. Can it even see?” She said with a confused tone.

  Zelia: “It is a Monster of an absolutely failed Evolution. While unresponsive, its Status is absurd. We shouldn’t have to kill more than a million of them, these worthless Monsters, who are in grand abundance, will get us to our next Evolutions within a month at the longest!” She replied with an excited expression.

  We were merely floating up in the air, and below us… was a large, sluggy Monster. It was like some kind of failed abomination, straight out of the primordial ooze. How can this thing be worth killing, even slightly?!…

  Ah, right. Without saying how (Zelia later told me that she had started experimenting with Pure Mana), Zelia took us to her Timeline. It was a destroyed mess, with the earth looking like, at the minimum, it had been through hundreds, upon hundreds of apocalypses.

  Celia: “Inspect.” Seeing that no one else was going to do this, Celia decided to see if Zelia was being serious.

  :Status:

  Name: None.

  Sex: None.

  Race: Evolutionary Failure.

  Age: 3,951,893,437.

  HP: 500,000/500,000.

  MP: 0/0.

  AGI: -182,000.

  STR: 240,000.

  DEX: -440,000.

  INT: -1,000,000.

  Hunger: 0/100,000,000.

  True Level: 385,000.

  Race Level: 1/1,000,000.

  Current EXP: 0/5,000,000.

  EXP From Killing: 930,470,503.

  Everyone, Including Zelia: “(~OAO)”

  Dear Goddess! If we kill this… and, yes, the Guild feature is still in place, so the entire party will get EXP… we’d be going far above our normal level of cheating. All from Celia learning about Pure Mana earlier than before…

  This is the butterfly effect on steroids! Surely, we won’t be allowed to do this, right? Even Zelia is speechless, clearly remorseful for unleashing this horrid truth upon us!!!… Hm… is that? Ah, speak of the Devil, and she shall appear…