Chapter 28: Preventing Illegal Invasion

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  The last event ended with great success, thanks to the sacrifice of Otome's wallet, where Ichika and Intecs (??) ate their fill at a restaurant and took leftovers home. What a wonderful celebration!

  "Why do I have to pay for your meal as an apology to you, a guy who's always bringing up other people's past wounds? And why are you, Intetsu, cheering him on from the side? As a nun of justice, shouldn't you be standing on my side?" Kamijou Touma retorted with a look of misfortune.

  "Uggghhh!" Kyouma Touya, who was walking alongside me on the road, suddenly let out a blood-curdling scream and clutched at his heart with both hands. In a tone that suggested he was on death's door, he said "I feel like my heart is killing me, and my ears are ringing too... what's happening? Am I going to die?! Don't worry, Kamijou, even if you're the one who killed me, I won't hold it against you. In fact, after I'm dead, I'll become a guardian spirit and follow you around every day. During the day, I'll fan away mosquitoes and blow cool breezes on you, and at night, I'll tell you stories to lull you to sleep..."

  "Alright! Alright! I get it! This is my voluntary apology! It's all my fault! Please stop talking already!" The upperclassman Doma almost fell to the ground and died; let's not mention what the main reason for his dizziness was, but this behavior doesn't look like a guardian spirit at all. This is simply a vengeful spirit haunting him, damn it!

  "It's really like that, when Kamachi does something so excessive, shouldn't it be a matter of course to treat others to a meal as an apology? And yet, only treating them to one meal is also being too stingy." The blue-haired nun's completely unreasonable criticism made Kamachi feel like saving her was the biggest mistake of his life. Moreover, no matter how you look at it, the last sentence was probably what she really wanted to say anyway.

  Kamijou Touma subconsciously patted the wallet in his pocket, which was bleeding severely. He couldn't find words to express his frustration towards these two people who were beyond ridicule. Facing the distorted reality that had become of Justice, he let out a resentful cry: "Why must today's me also be as unlucky as ever?!"

  The journey back to the apartment was spent chatting and joking with a group of people, and seeing Ushiro no Tora's unfortunate face brought back some fun. I felt that what the psychologist said was really true: when you're suffering and you meet someone who is in an even worse situation than you, your own suffering seems to shrink infinitely!

  Now that I've met Touka, all the misfortune from before has flown away with wings. Even if I keep causing trouble, just seeing Kamijou Touma's unlucky face won't make me feel down anymore. Indeed, when in pain, there's no better way to alleviate it than by finding someone who's even more miserable than yourself and teasing them about it.

  Excuse me! x2

  As soon as Liao Yu returned to the apartment and opened the door, he was about to turn on the air conditioner and computer when two uninvited guests followed him in without hesitation.

  "What are you two doing here? Why don't you go back to Little Meng's house?" Jie Lü Chu Yì gave them a cold stare, openly showing that he didn't welcome any guests at the moment; "Scram, my plan for today is to watch Japanese anime, and with you two clumsy guys around, it'll ruin my appetite."

  "Uh, I forgot to bring the key to Little Meng teacher's apartment when I went out, so I just sat down for a bit..."

  "There's no TV or air conditioning there, and the fridge only has Musashino milk which is tasteless and not good to drink! I want to turn on the AC and have a cold Coke!"

  Compared to Kamichama's vague excuse, the foodie nun seems more honest; however...

  "What does this have to do with me?"

  "Normally, at this time, even if you're reluctant, wouldn't you invite someone in to sit for a bit?" Kamijou Touma explained the proper way to treat guests to Intetsu.

  "Right, right! A lost lamb shouldn't refuse the visit of God's messenger!" Indick nodded in agreement with Toudouin's words, but her real intention was just to go inside and enjoy the TV, air conditioning, and frozen Coke.

  "Ordinary common sense is something that the strong impose on the weak and demand strict enforcement. How can I be mentioned in the same breath as you ordinary humans?" Ji Lü Chu Yì's expression turned serious, picking his nose; You mortals who have never seen my true form, your reasoning only goes this far; turn around obediently and leave, go back to Xiao Meng teacher's small apartment with no air conditioning or TV, filled with the lingering smell of smoke.

  "Stop talking like that in Chu Da-xiao's tone, you damn rascal! Aren't your hands still holding the takeout that you extorted from me just now? Even if you're ungrateful, you can't be so quick about it!" Uesugi Dōma pierced through Keikaku no Jiraiya's weak point with a single remark.

  "That, that's just the nutrition you should have bought for me after I got hurt! Ugh... my heart..." Ji Lu Chuyi secretly hid the takeout he had extorted behind his back and started clutching his chest with a pained expression, looking like he was about to collapse.

  "How many times do you want to repeat the same joke? And isn't that obviously a sign of heart disease?! Ushiro no Tsubame has sunk to such an unscrupulous level just to prevent us from entering!"

  "Really!"

  After being shot by the arrow, he stopped for a moment, thought of an excuse and continued to cover his heart with a mournful cry: "Is this a complication caused by your beating or is it terminal? Woe is me! Can't even an old man like myself have the wish to spend the rest of his life in peace?"

  "Anyway, you're just lazy and I'm right……” Kamijou Touma had already given up on this shameless guy; he was certain that in the future, even if a hemorrhoid grew on his butt, it would still come to pester him and make him take responsibility. Kamijou Touma now deeply regretted it; why did his hand have to be so cheap back then? It would've been better to slap a freshly baked hot pie than this guy's face!

  On this side, the two people were still making a fuss, while on that side, the eating nun had already turned her thoughts into action when she saw the two people competing with each other; She had long taken off her shoes and ran into the house of the inn, took out frozen Coke from the refrigerator, sat on the tatami mat, opened the TV and enthusiastically drank Coke while changing channels to find a serial drama to watch; It seems that even if it's a scientifically ignorant girl, as long as she encounters something like a TV drama, she will indeed burst out with unparalleled learning ability.

  "What are you two doing at the door?"

  Just as Kaito was hesitating about whether to put his principles aside, use violence on the gluttonous nun and throw her out like a bowling ball, and at the same time knock down and roll around with Uta no Prince-sama, little Moegi teacher appeared at his door with a bag of ingredients in hand and asked.

  "It's just a weak and feeble person trying to stop someone from attempting an illegal invasion." Jie Lü Chu Xiang coughed a few times, pretending to be the weak and feeble victim in the conversation, and gestured to Xiao Meng teacher.