Chapter 25: It's Not Easy Being a Divine Stick

  Just as Yi Feiyang was hiding in the prayer room smoking, a girl burst in from outside the church, 16 or 17 years old, with brown hair, bright eyes, and wheat-colored skin, obviously a mixed-blood.

  The little girl's seemingly ill-fitting belly-baring outfit clung tightly to her surprisingly good figure, with a doll-like cute face and a pair of breasts that seemed to be flying high. The scale was not too large, but the shape was beautiful, just enough for an adult male to grasp in one hand; The tiny waist was only one grip, revealing a segment of snowy white, cute like a small red bean, navel, as if telling everyone - not all girls are qualified to wear belly-baring outfits.

  The chocolate beauty in front of him walked into the church and went straight to the confession room where Yi Feiyang was hiding.

  Yi Feiyang was hiding inside, smoking with relish, when suddenly a person entered from the opposite side, filling someone's nostrils with the fragrance of youth.

  Just as Yifei Yang was wondering what had happened, a sweet voice came from next door and said, "Father, can I confess to you?"

  Yi Feiyang was stunned, "Father?!"

  Who? Me?!

  Accidentally, I ended up decorating the wrong room!

  But it's quite interesting if a girl suddenly comes over and wants to confess to you.

  Yi Feiyang hastily extinguished his cigarette and said solemnly: "Of course."

  "I'm a bit nervous, Father, this is my first confession." The girl next door's voice sounded somewhat tense.

  "Don't be nervous, everyone has a first time. You might feel tense, at a loss, or timid, but you must muster up the courage to say what you want to say... Remember, kid, after the first time, there will be a second, third, and it'll get better and better." Yi Feiyang was getting into character as the god stick.

  "But dear Father, judging from your voice, you don't seem to be very old either..." The girl seemed somewhat dissatisfied with Yì Fēi Yáng calling her "child".

  "We're all children in front of God." Yi Feiyang hastily mediated.

  The neighbor was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "Father, can you give me a cigarette?"

  "What?!"

  "I smelled it when I came in, were you smoking?"

  "Cough, cough, yes, may God forgive this sinner, amen." Someone makes the sign of the cross.

  "Let's have one more, I'm a bit tense, smoking can relieve my mood," the girl said.

  "How old are you?" asked Yì Fēi Yáng.

  "I'm seventeen now."

  "Underage, this is not allowed."

  "Then help me out, Father. Or would you like one too?"

  "Alright... considering it's your first time, I'll join you for a smoke." Yi Feiyang generously passed a cigarette through the gap.

  Dimly, he could see the girl's stunning figure across from him, as well as her enticing chocolate-colored skin...

  Looks like a beauty, running here to confess what's the point, might as well benefit the public, wear a bikini and go surfing on the beach.

  ……

  Two big smokers started puffing out clouds of smoke in the sacred confession room.

  "Father..."

  "Hmm, what did you say?"

  "Do you think God will forgive us for smoking here?" the girl asked worriedly.

  "Well, God is also a sentimental old man, I've served him for so long, occasionally breaking a rule can be forgiven."

  "Do you often smoke?"

  "I've said it before, it's occasional."

  "But it's not like that."

  “……？！”

  "Don't be so stubborn... Are you here to confess or interrogate me?" someone said angrily.

  "Forgive me, Father, I shouldn't have said that."

  "Alright, I forgive you! Speak up, what is it that you want to confess?"

  "I'm sorry... I hit someone yesterday." The girl said hesitantly.

  "Who did you hit? A female classmate?"

  "No, my boyfriend," the girl said, "To be exact, he's my ex-boyfriend. We broke up."

  "Because you hit him?"

  "No, because I won't sleep with him."

  "Huh?" Someone's curiosity was piqued, "Why?"

  The girl took a deep breath, "Although I seem very open-minded on the surface and dress revealingly, but I'm really not that kind of casual girl, especially when it comes to sex. I hope to give my first time to someone I truly love."

  "This is great, I support you!"

  "So I've always kept a distance from my boyfriend, even after we started dating. But those guys... you know how they are, all they think about is that stuff. Yesterday when we went camping in the wilderness, in the middle of the night my boyfriend snuck into my tent... Oh God, I was so scared! He said, 'Jessica, baby, just give it to me, you know how much I love you.' But I didn't believe his nonsense!"

  "Why?" Someone felt a kind of storytelling stimulus. Creation needs inspiration, and inspiration comes from life, that's life!

  "Because at dinner time, I saw him secretly kissing Jenny by the lake..."

  "Jenny? Your friend?"

  "Uh-huh."

  "Are you prettier than me?"

  "No, very ugly, freckles all over her face."

  "Ha, looks like your boyfriend has a heavy taste."

  "It's not my boyfriend's fault, it's that Jenny who is always batting her eyelashes at the guys."

  "It's understandable that an unattractive girl would only have the strategy of casting a wide net to catch fish, and catching one is already a success!"

  The girl next door, named Jessica, sighed and said, "You're absolutely right. Sometimes I feel sorry for her too... Jenny always says to me, 'Jessica, why do you look like a doll and are so charming that every boy is infatuated with you, while I don't even have a boyfriend?' She's really pitiful, isn't she?"

  "A person who is hated must have a pitiful side." someone sighed.

  Jessica next door was stunned for a moment, "Father, your words are really good, very true."

  "Cough cough, so-so, after listening to many people's confessions, I have gained too much insight."

  "Father, may I ask, how old are you?"

  "Twenty... no, twenty-five already." someone hastily corrected themselves.

  "So young and already a priest, impressive!"

  "It's all right, mainly because of good luck... With the opportunity coming, I immediately became a godfather." Yi Feiyang was very emotional, if he hadn't sneaked in to smoke, he wouldn't have been able to put on this sheepskin.

  "Let's talk about you and your boyfriend again, did you hit him? Before that, had you guys...you know?"

  This is the key point of the story, can you just let it go without asking clearly?!

  The girl seemed very calm, without any shyness, and said: "No! When I found out about him and Jenny, I was very angry, so when he crawled into my tent that instant, I had already prepared something to entertain him!"

  "Oh, what is it? Candles, chains, whips? Or perhaps pointed-toe shoes, baseball bats?" someone asked excitedly, completely unaware of the breadth of their "exploration".

  The girl next door actually blushed, "It's not these things, I just prepared a bucket of dirty water and poured it on him fiercely!"

  "This... has lost some of its killing power." someone shamelessly said.

  "Father, how..."

  "Oh, I mean... may God forgive your sins, after all you just slightly punished the other party, not worth being punished." Damn it, almost exposed!