The first thing I saw after arriving in my fantasy world…
Was a warning message.
[“This environment may contain unfinished elements.”]
“…That’s not reassuring,” I said.
The message vanished immediately.
[“Apologies! That message was marked ‘Remove Before Publication.’’]
I stared into the empty white space.
“I never published this.”
[“…Correct. Welcome, Author.”]
Right.
Good start.
Another window popped up. It didn’t appear magically.
It loaded.
There was even a progress bar.
Initializing Reality… 73%
“…Why is existence buffering?”
[“You implemented asynchronous world loading to avoid overwhelming new arrivals.”]
“That sounds like something I copied from a game dev blog.”
The bar reached 100%.
It stayed there.
Nothing happened.
“…Is it done?”
[“Yes.”]
“…So why isn’t anything—”
[“Please click ‘Continue.’’]
A button appeared.
I pressed it.
The universe resumed.
“…I made reality require user input.”
[“You said passive experiences felt unengaging.”]
I need to stop listening to past me.
A mirror appeared for character setup.
Except the title read:
“…Placeholder?”
[“You intended to redesign this later.”]
“Why is it still here?”
[“You never redesigned it.”]
That tracked.
Underneath were sliders.
Not normal ones.
Confidence:
Low ─────────────── High
Sense of Direction:
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
Unreliable ──────── Heroic
Social Energy:
Needs Nap ───────── Functional
“…Why are these like this?”
[“You based them on self-reported data.”]
“…Delete that.”
[“Cannot. This is core characterization.”]
I sighed and left everything unchanged.
No point pretending now.
Another box opened, clearly written at 2 a.m.
? No violence (Too stressful)
? No unfair systems (Life already has those)
? People should be nice by default
? Economy based on doing good things??? (Refine later)
? Add fun stuff like games and cafés
? Figure out transportation (IMPORTANT)
I froze.
“…Did I seriously leave myself notes inside reality?”
[“You said future-you would appreciate the reminders.”]
“I hate past-me.”
A new alert appeared.
[“Transportation system not found. Generating temporary solution.”]
The ground flickered.
Then reappeared.
With a sign.
[Walking Is Good For You.]
“…You replaced infrastructure with encouragement?”
[“You ran out of ideas.”]
We tried to move on.
A town began rendering in the distance.
Except parts of it visibly popped into place.
A tree loaded upside down.
It corrected itself.
[“Minor aesthetic adjustment.”]
(“Is this what it’s like inside an amateur writer's world?”)
[“You prioritized emotional resonance over technical stability.”]
“That’s writer talk for ‘I had no idea what I was doing.’”
[“…Yes.”]
Then came the economy tutorial.
[“You earn Virtue Points by contributing positively to others.”]
“That part I remember.”
[“However, you did not define conversion rates.”]
“…What?”
[“Value is determined contextually.”]
“So how much is helping someone worth?”
[“It depends.”]
“On what?”
[“Narrative satisfaction.”]
I pinched the bridge of my nose.
(“I built an economy powered by vibes.”)
The world finally opened fully.
Warm sunlight.
A peaceful town.
People smiling.
Everything gentle.
Everything welcoming.
Everything…
Held together by the literary equivalent of duct tape.
[“Initialization complete”] the System announced proudly.
[“Your world is functioning within acceptable narrative tolerances.”]
“…Define acceptable.”
A roof tile fell off a house.
Stopped midair.
Reattached itself.
[“…Acceptable.”]
I stood there for a long moment.
This wasn’t the flawless paradise I imagined.
It was something much more honest.
A place built by someone who didn’t know what they were doing—
But really, really wanted it to be kind.
“…Alright,” I said.
I took my first step forward.
“Let’s see how long this draft survives.”

