My three armies have stability

  After Zhai Wang left, the house suddenly became quiet.

  The three armies sat there awkwardly, unsure of what to say, but thinking in their hearts: the time given by Zhai Wang is only one hour, and I cannot come horizontally, what should I do?

  "Sanjun, don't be so formal, have a drink. By the way, Sanjun, I'll tell you a little joke, okay?" Little Zhang said, moving his stool closer to Sanjun's side.

  "What's the joke? I'd like to hear it." The three armies relaxed a bit.

  "In the army, a regimental commander and his political commissar were very close, just like you and Zhai Wang. Both of their wives were very beautiful. One evening, they were drinking in a small hotel outside, complimenting each other's wives. The regimental commander finally said, 'How about this? Tonight, we'll swap with each other, what do you say?' "

  "Has it been changed?" San Jun asked.

  "The political commissar agreed to swap. So the two men exchanged keys. The battalion commander took the key and opened the door of the political commissar's home, and directly slept with the political commissar's wife. The political commissar was in charge of ideological work, he had a professional disease, after opening the door, he saw that the battalion commander's wife was also sleeping, he woke her up and told her to discuss it with the battalion commander first, they would swap wives next time. How could the battalion commander's wife directly agree?" Little Zhang asked.

  "Yes, what happened afterwards?" San Jun asked.

  "Afterwards? Afterwards, the battalion commander did it with the political commissar's wife and went home. At this time, the political commissar also made arrangements for the battalion commander's wife's work. But everything was too late, because the battalion commander came back. The political commissar scolded himself after going out, saying that he was a real idiot, why did he do ideological work? This matter should be handled directly and boldly! Haha, you say the political commissar is funny or not?"

  Xiao Zhang smiled and bent down, his body touching San Jun's.

  Sanjun's heart suddenly rose, and he was tense. Seeing Xiao Zhang's body shaking with laughter, the two things on his chest also bounced up. His heroic spirit also came up.

  The three armies held Little Zhang in one arm, and with the other hand on her shoulder, said: "The political commissar is indeed funny, you can't let me learn from the political commissar, right?"

  Xiao Zhang was held by San Jun for a while, and his heart was already in disarray: "Yes, San Jun, you can't learn from the political commissar, let me go, change places, go to my..." Xiao Zhang had already stuttered.

  "I'll carry you!" Sanjun stood up and carried Little Zhang into the inner room.

  Suddenly, a mixed sound came out of Xiaozhang's room. The sound was like thousands of horses and soldiers rushing forward, and also like a strong wind and rain beating against the banana leaves.

  After a while, the three armies came out. Little Zhang's face was red and he was still holding his hand!

  The three armies changed people as if they had won a great victory.

  As they walked out of the room to the door, San Jun turned around and hugged Xiao Zhang, giving him a quick kiss: "I really want to do it with you again, you're so great. But time doesn't allow it."

  "I also want to come with you again next time. Remember to come later." Little Zhang's voice was sweet and tender.

  After another kiss, Xiaozhang said: "Go! Chief Zhai must be waiting for you at the door. Chief Zhai has a strong sense of time, he left just an hour ago."

  The three armies reluctantly left Xiaozhang's room.

  San Jun walked out the door and headed straight for the gate. Zhai Wang saw San Jun and smiled: "Xiao Zhang knows I have a strong sense of time, she'll hurry you along. Actually, I just got here a few minutes ago. How is it? Refreshing?"

  "Awesome! Too awesome! A worldly woman is indeed open-minded!" San Jun said with a smile.

  "This secret can't be told to anyone, got it?" The village chief warned.

  "Got it! I definitely won't tell anyone." The excitement on San Jun's face had yet to fade.

  "I'm afraid when you're drunk, you'll brag and say you've slept with the female cadre from the town!" Zhai Wang emphasized again.

  "Chief Zhang, don't worry. No matter how drunk I get, I know this can't be leaked out at all. Chief Zhang, what does Little Zhang's husband do? Why doesn't he come to see such a good woman?"

  "Your wife is someone else's good one! He didn't come, it doesn't mean he hasn't done such a thing! Let me tell you, Sanjun, the person you slept with today is the wife of a deputy director! Sanjun, do you think your life has been worthwhile?" Zhai Wang asked with a smile.

  "It was worth it! It was totally worth it!" The three armies were overjoyed.

  "You this three armies, the woman I don't want is hard to get rid of so I pushed her to you, see how happy you are in your heart." The village chief thought to himself, but his mouth said: "Three armies! I was worried that you would be struggling for a few months, so I tried to find a way to set you up! Remember, no matter how hard it is, you can't go play with the ladies, or you might get infected and die, got it?"

  "Know, know. Village King, if it weren't for your guidance, to be honest, even if you gave me ten times the courage, I wouldn't dare to have ideas about the female staff in town!" San Jun said excitedly.

  "You know how good I am to you!" Zhai Wang said casually as he saw San Jun's excitement.

  "Of course, I know! Chief Zhai, if you can get us a birth permit, that's enough for me and Shuixian to be grateful to you for the rest of our lives. I, Sanjun, am not an ungrateful person!" Sanjun patted his chest.

  "Alright, alright, that's settled then. Let's go hitch a ride, that truck should be heading into the village. Today's matter ends here. From now on, not another word is to be said about it. Oh right, come visit Little Zhang again in a few days, don't keep her waiting for you!" Village King said with a smile.

  "It's settled, it's settled, in six more days she'll let me come." San Jun said with a smile.

  "Alright, stop!" Chief Zhai said briefly.

  "The bus is leaving? Buy a ticket." San Jun's voice was louder than usual today.

  ……

  That night, the three armies fell asleep thinking about what they had done during the day, feeling happy and content in their hearts.

  "Hum! Haiyan, you're just the wife of a village branch secretary, what's that worth? You actually managed to break free from my arms and run away. Today, I've even had an affair with a female cadre from the town government! What is your husband Wang Wen? Just a small-time village accountant! The one I'm having an affair with today is the wife of a deputy director!" Sanjun thought to himself, unable to help but laugh out loud.

  "What's so funny? Found a golden treasure?" Water Fairy nudged her.

  "It's even happier than picking up a gold ingot!" San Jun said.

  "Come on, what's so funny? What good thing is more delightful than picking up a golden ingot?" Shuixian's hand reached over Sanjun's neck and hugged him.

  "Think about it, in twenty days we can have a son!" San Jun couldn't believe he could lie so casually.

  "You're just counting down the days, aren't you? Can't bear it? Or should I help you?" Shuixian nudged Sanjun with her chest.

  "For the sake of giving birth to a lively, lovely, healthy and intelligent son, I'll endure the hardship even if it's difficult! Don't need your help, I can endure it myself! My Three Armies have determination." After saying this, San Jun couldn't help but laugh at himself in his heart: "San Jun, how did you change so quickly? Even my mouth has become slippery!"

  "Alright, if we can endure it, then let's just get through it. I'm also enduring, aren't I?" Shuixian said as she took out her hand and turned over to sleep by herself.

  The three armies continued to savor the beautiful things of the day.

  The beautiful memories brought the three armies into a sweet dream with a smile.