What if I get you pregnant?

  How about I get you pregnant?

  Xiao Ni Da pressed Li Chun's butt against his body, and Li Chun felt something hard and cried out "Ah!", then pushed Xiao Ni Da away.

  "What's wrong with you, Lichun?" Little Muddy suddenly returned to consciousness from his daze.

  "You're not listening, you're bad! You're bullying me! Don't you want to be in love with me anymore?" Li Chun glared at Xiao Nini.

  "I listened, I just kissed once, my mouth didn't leave... counts as one kiss..."

  "This counts as you taking advantage of me once, I told you not to move your hands and you didn't listen, you're bullying me!" Lichun said with a pout.

  I, I couldn't control myself. Don't be angry, I, I dare not anymore.

  Xiao Nini looked at Lichun who had admitted her mistake.

  "You will be punished! I'm going to punish you!"

  "How can I be punished? I am willing to accept punishment." said Xiaoni sincerely.

  Fine, I'll send you home.

  I'll take you there. You won't scold me and I'll still take you there.

  "Punish you by carrying me for a while! Crouch down and carry me on your back!" Lichun was still huffing with anger.

  "Alright, I'll carry you on my back and take you there." The little loach said as it squatted down.

  Lichun patted him on the back, with both hands hooked around Xiaoniu's neck: "Let's go."

  Xiao Ni Qi stood up: "Li Chun, you always punish me like this in the future!"; As he said that, he used both hands to scoop up Li Chun's buttocks and tossed her upwards a little, Li Chun's body bounced off his back and slid down a bit.

  "Why do you still like him after he wronged you?" Lichun asked.

  "This way I can smell your body fragrance better, you tossing on my back makes me feel comfortable again, where is this punishing me? It's clearly giving me the greatest reward."

  "You're bad! Let me go! I'll walk myself." Lichun patted and hit the back of Xiaoniuwa.

  "I won't let go, I'll carry you and run." The little loach said as it trotted along, causing Lichun to bounce around on its back.

  "Ow, you've thrown me and now my stomach hurts! Put me down quickly, or else I won't talk to you anymore."

  The little mudskipper stopped in its tracks and put Lichun down.

  "You're a born troublemaker, little mudskipper!" Lichun tapped his forehead. "Let's go! Take me home."

  "Did I mess with you?" Little mudskipper hehe laughed.

  "You haven't spoiled me yet? Kiss me, touch me, and still use that thing to lean against me. Let me tell you, if I get pregnant, I'll stay at your house and make you marry me." Lichun said with a giggle.

  "Great! I'll marry you. How about I get you pregnant?"

  The little toad stopped in his tracks and stretched out his hand to block Li Chun.

  "You little scoundrel, you've already gotten me pregnant! What do you want to do? Do you want to squash the child in my belly and shirk your responsibility?" Li Chun pushed his hand away and walked forward.

  "How did I get you pregnant? You, you, you... are you with someone else?" Little Muddy was anxious.

  "Who else could it be! I told you, you've already gotten me pregnant, you kissed me, touched me, hugged me, and even let that...that thing press against me, how could I not get pregnant?" Lichun said as she continued walking.

  Xiao Ni'er followed behind: "Li Chun, are you really unaware or intentionally teasing me? Don't rush me, okay? We won't get pregnant like this..."

  "My mother said that even the chest cannot be shown to men, but you not only looked at it, also touched it. My mother said that kissing will lead to pregnancy, and your tongue was tangled with mine."

  Mom also said that men can't get close to their bodies. Your thing is pressing against me, and besides, you've seen the black mole on my butt too! I'm already pregnant with several babies!

  "If I give birth to a few more kids at once, let's see how you raise us!" Lichun said as she walked away.

  "Alright, alright, you're pregnant. Lichun, does your white butt really have black moles?"

  "You've seen it all with your telescope! It's not true, did I use ink dots or something?! You little mudskipper are so dead, I have no secrets in front of you anymore!"

  "What telescope? I said that's a lie of yours. I didn't see your white butt at all." Little mudskipper said from behind.

  "Never mind, never mind. I'm so embarrassed to death. I'm almost home. You turn back!"; Lichun stopped in her tracks.

  "Alright, I'll go back and kiss her." The little loach put its mouth close to Lichun.

  "You! Do you want everyone in the village to know?! Let me tell you, if anyone finds out and it reaches my father's and mother's ears, you'll never be able to get close to me again! Got it?" Li Chun said, looking at Xiao Nini.

  "Got it, got it. Our secret must be kept, we can only have an underground romance." Little Muddy said with a smile.

  Don't you know it's time to leave yet?

  "I'm leaving, I'm leaving." The little loach said as it turned around and left.

  As soon as Lichun entered the house, Shuixian asked: "Where did you go? Running around at night too?"

  "I'm not a kid, let me go out and have some fun!"; Lichun's tone was completely different from the one she used when talking to Xiaoniufei.

  "Are you an adult now? What is it if it's not a child who hasn't come of age?" Water Fairy pressed on; "Where did you go to play, speak!"

  "Mom! I'm going to play in front of the temple gate. You don't have to interrogate me like a prisoner, okay?" Lichun said as she sat down to watch TV.

  Your mother is also for your own good! San Jun said a sentence.

  "I know, Dad and Mom are all for my own good, afraid that I, a girl, will encounter bad people on the road." Lichun said.

  "It's fine if you know! Why are you coming back so late?! What are you still watching on TV? Go take a bath and sleep!" said Shuixian.

  "Alright. I'll listen to Mother's words and be a good daughter." Li Chun said as she went to the bathroom.

  Li Chun got into bed after taking a bath and couldn't help but laugh while covering her mouth as she thought about the little things with Xiao Ni Yu.

  The clever little loach becomes stupid in front of itself, while the so-called "little rascal" loach is like a well-behaved child in front of itself.

  She thought, smiled secretly, heard footsteps entering her room, and she started snoring softly and calmly.

  She heard her mother say to her father: "Children are just children, they love to play. Once they're tired from playing, they'll soon be snoring and fall asleep. Should you take a bath first or should I?"

  "I'll just hold our son, you go take a bath first." Dad's voice.

  Lichun continued to savor the silly look of the little loach.

  "I've finished washing up, you go!" My mother's voice came from the bathroom.

  "You, why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Dad's voice was small.

  "Lichun is already asleep, and Dajun and Xiaoyutou are sleeping even more like pigs. Putting on and taking off clothes is such a hassle. You go take a bath, I'll put our son to bed first, and after you're done bathing, don't bother putting on clothes either, so you won't get the sweat smell from your clothes on your body." Mother's voice.

  Mother's footsteps entered her room.

  Dad's footsteps entered the bathroom.

  She was savoring the memory of little mudskipper foolishly kissing her gently last night.

  As she recalled her response to the little toad's kiss, her tongue involuntarily rolled a few times in her upper jaw, and she felt a numbness all over her body.

  The sound of footsteps interrupted her reverie again.

  The footsteps came out of the bathroom, went through the hall, and entered Ah Ma's inner room, next to her own bedroom.

  "It's so much more convenient without wearing clothes." Mother's voice.

  "How could you think of doing this with me?" My father's voice.

  "Missing me is no good? Missing others is good?" The mother's voice was filled with laughter.

  Lichun hastily pulled up the quilt, covering her head, and covered her ears with both hands, thinking to herself: she must control herself to fall asleep like this, otherwise, as soon as the mixed sounds started, she would think of Xiaoni and didn't know what she would do.