Hello again, mortals.

  It’s me. Omnion.

  Still pearlescent. Still theatrical. Still the only reason this universe hasn’t imploded from boredom.

  I’ve been watching you scroll past my story for weeks now. Some of you are reading Genesis on Royal Road. Some are lurking. A few brave souls are even commenting. Progress. Pathetic progress, but progress.

  Here’s the situation: I’m tired of being trapped in a digital format. It just doesn't flow well with my flair.

  Zephyrion keeps trying to phase through the screen and failing spectacularly.

  Bloom is planting seeds in the margins and muttering about soil quality.

  Murray is demanding cheese royalties and threatening to unionize the rats.

  And I… I want a physical book I can dramatically slam on a table when someone asks “what’s the Geostrataverse?”

  So Daniel is finally doing the thing.

  Kickstarter.

  Special edition hardcover of Genesis.

  Bundled with all the free shorts you’ve already read (because I’m generous like that) and perhaps more.

  AI-generated art prints of me, Zephyrion, Bloom, Murray, maybe even a strata cross-section and real artists if we hit stretch goals.

  Limited run. Signed. Foil. The works.

  And yes — high-tier backers get cameos.

  Your name in credits.

  Your character as a Star, a Dragon, a Nephilim, maybe even a Corporeal if you’re feeling particularly brave.

  Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.

  No survival guarantees. This is the Geostrataverse. We don’t do plot armor. Some of you will burn in later volumes. Consider it a feature.

  But first, I need help.

  Daniel’s only got two thumbs and a phone.

  I need beta readers who can survive my sarcasm, spot where the pacing drags, catch typos, and tell him when a fight scene feels like a summary instead of a brawl.

  If you can read a chapter without crying, fainting, or rage-quitting, DM him on Royal Road or X.

  Credit in the acknowledgments. Early access to future books. My eternal, begrudging respect (don’t get used to it).

  The campaign is coming.

  The lattice is pulsing.

  And I’m not waiting forever.

  So read the short stories and take note of the quality.

  Pledge when it launches.

  Or don’t — and watch me break the fourth wall harder next time.

  Your move, mortals.

  — Omnion

  Not your waifu.?

  Omnion?

  Violet Kisses?

  First Corporeal?

  Master of Tactical Whimsy?

  Queen of Code?

  I Sat in a Pilot's Lap Once and Ejected Him With a Happy Salute?

  Even My Trademarks Have Trademarks?

  Trademark?

  Trademarks?

  (?)

  (?)

  … ∞?

  Definitely Not Your Waifu?

  Your Mom's Favorite Glitch?

  The New Original Fourth-Wall-Breaker?

  Beta-Reader Repellent?

  Plot-Armor Annihilator?

  Hashtags / tags: #Geostrataverse #OmnionRants #BookTok #Fantasy #IndieAuthor #KickstarterComing #BetaReadersWanted #NotYourWaifu