Chapter 57: I'll give you half of my assets

  Chen Erdog laughed and flicked his cigarette ash, continuing: "What's the use of being noble? Others can live well, continue to be carefree and corrupt, but I'm about to meet King Yama. Good people don't live long, bad people live for a hundred years. Honestly speaking, apart from keeping a few mistresses and having a slightly poor life, everything else is fine."

  Yu Han smiled and said: "Brother Chen, don't be so sorrowful, you're not dead yet, are you?"

  Chen Ergou looked at Yu Han in surprise and asked: "What do you mean by this?"

  Yu Han puffed on his cigar and said calmly, "Brother Chen must leave some property for the children, but not too much. Just enough for them to start a business and struggle, so they won't have to sleep on the streets. As for the rest, don't donate cash, buy physical goods instead. This way, when they distribute it, there's no way to embezzle. Don't blame me for speaking directly, your several wives are all over 30 years old, in their prime, and after you pass away, they will definitely remarry and won't spend the rest of their lives in widowhood, taking the property you left them to live a happy and beautiful second half of their lives. In other words, if your wives died now while you're still alive, you would definitely remarry too. This is human nature, it has nothing to do with ethics or morality."

  Chen Ergou looked at Yu Han, then smiled and said: "You can say these things to me, it seems you have a lot of ideas. Those people who spoke to me before were all flattering, looking at them, I really want to slap them to death."

  Yu Han said: "This is just my humble opinion, I say Big Brother doesn't need to be sad, there's another meaning behind it."

  "Huh?" Chen Ergou was taken aback for a moment, somewhat puzzled.

  "I'm saying, big brother's illness isn't incurable. With some effort, it can still be cured," said Yu Han.

  Yu Han's words, to Chen Er Gou, were simply nonsense, and he just laughed and said: "You really know how to make me laugh. If cancer could be cured, then fewer people would die from it every year. No matter how much money you have, it's useless when God wants your life, no one can save you."

  Yu Han said, "Although modern medical technology is advanced, some diseases still cannot be completely cured. Traditional Chinese medicine has a history of several thousand years and its mysteries are far beyond what people understand today. As my master would say, there's no disease that traditional Chinese medicine can't cure, unless it's being torn apart by five horses or already dead. From the perspective of modern medicine, your gastric cancer is incurable, but from the perspective of ancient traditional Chinese medicine, there's still hope."

  "What did you say can cure it?" Chen Erdou suddenly stood up, his fat body almost overturning the tea table.

  Yu Han nodded and said, "That's right."

  Chen Ergou looked at Yu Han incredulously and asked: "How did you cure it?"

  Yu Han smiled and said: "Big brother, don't be impatient, sit down and listen to me tell you slowly."

  Chen Ergou nodded repeatedly and hastily sat down, obeying orders.

  Yu Han took a puff of his cigar and said, "Cancer is actually a malignant tumor, a disease caused by the abnormal growth and proliferation mechanism of cells. In addition to uncontrolled growth, it can also locally invade surrounding normal tissues and even metastasize to other parts of the body through the circulatory or lymphatic system. Benign tumors are easy to remove, generally do not metastasize, do not recur, and only have a compressive and obstructive effect on organs and tissues. However, malignant tumors can destroy the structure and function of tissues and organs, leading to necrosis, bleeding, and infection. Ultimately, patients will die from organ failure, which is the Western medical theory."

  "Uh-huh, Dr. Yu continued." Chen Ergou listened very seriously.

  "But traditional Chinese medicine is different, it's based on the theory of yin and yang and the five elements, emphasizing qi, form, and spirit. It uses various treatments such as Chinese herbs, acupuncture, massage, cupping, qigong, and dietary therapy to restore balance to the body. Simply put, if a cell isn't working, replace it and the machine will run normally again," said Yu Han.

  "Dr. Yu is really impressive, he knows so much, people with knowledge are just different." Chen Ergou praised.

  "These are all common sense, if you want to cure your illness, I'm not enough myself, and need Brother's help." Yu Han said.

  "Whatever you need, just speak up, whether it's buying medicine or something else, as long as you say the word." Chen Ergou said with a smile.

  "The medicine I need can't be bought, I have to go pick it myself," said Yu Han.

  "What's going on?" Chen Ergou was somewhat perplexed.

  "Wait a moment, brother, I'll go get some paper and pen." Yu Han said as he stood up.

  "Uh-huh, I'm not in a hurry, no rush." Chen Ergou continued to nod vigorously, unexpectedly running into such an awesome person, this is a lifesaver, hopefully it's not just self-deception, or else it would be too damn tragic.

  Yu Han took out paper and pen, then made a list and handed it to Chen Ergou, saying: "I need big brother to find all these things for me."

  "Lobster, fire eel, earthworms, starfish, leeches, crabs, geckos, octopus, cicadas...... Are you kidding me? You're going to make me eat these disgusting things?" Chen Ergou was so scared that he peed his pants and asked in astonishment.

  Yu Han explained: "It's not for eating, it's used to make medicine."

  "What kind of medicine can these things make? They could even kill a living person!" Chen Ergou said, extremely annoyed.

  Yu Han smiled and said, "Big brother, take a closer look at these things, you will find that they are all crustaceans and annelids with super strong regenerative abilities. To cure cancer, we must use these magical animals as medicine guides."

  Chen Ergou suddenly realized and sighed: "So that's how it is! Sounds pretty far-fetched, will it work?"

  Yu Han said: "The ancient medical technique is mysterious and unpredictable, there's nothing that can't be done, only things that haven't been thought of. Whether it succeeds or not, you'll know when the time comes. Big brother thinks I'm just trying to deceive you, haha, I completely understand why you'd think that. After all, if this method is told to ten people, nine of them won't believe it. But think about it from another perspective, if your illness isn't treated, you really won't live for many more days. It's better to try anything, even if it seems ridiculous, rather than giving up. Collecting these animals doesn't cost much money either. Going to the hospital for a few rounds of chemotherapy would be a huge expense in comparison. A person needs to have faith in order to go further, big brother won't know if it can't be cured unless he tries."

  Chen Ergou fell silent for a moment after hearing this, then gazed intensely at Yu Han and said: "Five days, give me five days' time, I'll bring everything to you."

  "Then I'll have to trouble you, big brother," Yu Han said.

  "What a bother, if you can really cure my stomach cancer, I'll give you half of my property." Chen Ergou said without hesitation.

  Tomorrow is Dragon Boat Festival, and it's also Momo's 23rd birthday. May 5th, the number 5 is Momo's lucky number, so let's make it even more special with five chapters.