Chapter 35: You Can't Do It, Bite Me

  "Glib tongue." Lü Zixiu said coldly, feeling a sense of being ridiculed. Then she turned to Han Mochen and Tang Haoguang and said: "You two go ahead, I have something to say to Yu Han."

  "Yes, beautiful instructor." Han Mu and Chen said in unison.

  "What's my name?" asked Lü Zixiu.

  "Ah, Lieutenant Luo." The two immediately changed their tone.

  "Get out of the way quickly." Lü Zixiu said with a wave of her hand.

  After they left, Lü Zixiu came before Yu Han. Yu Han smiled and asked: "Officer Lü, what instructions do you have?"

  Lü Zixiu asked: "I'm asking you, what exactly do you do?"

  Yu Han spread his hands and said: "It's obvious, three good students, besides what can a pure man like me do?"

  "Don't pretend to be humble with me, you have superhuman strength, exceptional medical skills, and impressive martial arts abilities. Who are you trying to deceive?" Lü Zixiu said.

  Yu Han chuckled and asked in return: "Huh, what business of mine is it of yours?"

  Yu Han's attitude left Lü Zixiu speechless.

  "Don't say I'm handsome, it's a fact that goes without saying, I admit." Yu Han continued to tease.

  "I've never seen anyone as narcissistic as you." Lü Zixiu said with a cold snort.

  "When was I, Lü Zixiu, ever so proactive in talking to a man? The people who chase me can form an enhanced battalion. What are you, speaking to me with such an attitude? Don't you ever think about why I'm talking to you? You're really brainless. Instructor Lü, do you think what I said is right or not?" Yu Han said with a smile.

  Lü Zixiu stared at Yu Han with a mixture of shock and speechlessness, unable to utter a single word.

  Yu Han continued: "You asked me what I do, not because you suspect anything about me, but because you're curious. That's also a kind of praise. Just now, when you saw me save Jiang Yanxi from almost losing her life, you were amazed and thought it was incredible. As for you, recently you haven't been sleeping well, your mind is preoccupied with worries, you're feeling anxious and irritable, and having headaches, but you don't like taking medicine or getting injections, so you wanted to ask if I have any folk remedies. However, because of pride, you didn't know how to bring it up. You're too proud, never asking others for help, especially not a man, and your personality is aloof and cold, always keeping men at arm's length. So you were struggling with this, and just now you mustered up the courage to come talk to me."

  "Y...y...y..." Lǚ Zǐxiù stuttered, unable to say a word. Yǔ Hán was like a devil in her eyes, seeing right through all her thoughts.

  "Goodbye, goodbye! Others might think I'm being rude to you if they heard us. I'm not as perverted as you think, I just know how to observe people's expressions and words. As the great physician Bian Que said, 'Look at the patient's appearance, ask about their symptoms, and take their pulse.' Your symptoms are written all over your face, a skilled doctor can see it at a glance. Besides, I studied psychology for a while before, didn't expect my wild guess to actually be correct!" Yu Han burst out laughing, intentionally releasing smoke bombs to confuse Lü Zixiu.

  I don't know who said this famous saying: "If you want someone to notice you, don't let them fully understand you, always keep an air of mystery."

  Lü Zixiu was beautiful and had a bold personality, but Yu Han didn't have any thoughts about her. He himself was destined to be entangled in romantic affairs, and the girls around him were already annoying enough; he didn't want even more girls to get pulled into this whirlpool.

  Yu Han pulled out a small glass bottle from his pocket and handed it to Lü Zixiu, saying: "A white rich beauty, actually got sunburned into a black mushroom, apply some sunscreen, this is made by me personally, the stuff is very simple, the effect is very magical, no need to worry about regret."

  Lisi Xiu gazed at the crystal clear glass bottle and asked incredulously: "You can make this too?"

  "I have a lot of things to do, and I'll give you a prescription. You don't need to take medicine or injections, just wait for a moment." Yu Han said, taking out his mobile phone, then asked: "Give me your phone number, I'll send the prescription over."

  Lü Zixiu hesitated for a moment, then spoke out her phone number, but looking at her expression, it was clear that she was somewhat reluctant. Just like that, Yu Han easily deceived her contact information and also understood the situation - he was the first man to get Lü Zixiu's phone number. At some point in time, how many men had asked for her phone number, only to be rejected by her without mercy or quarter. But Yu Han didn't have that feeling of being honored, on the contrary, he felt it was nothing out of the ordinary.

  After sending Fangzi away, Lü Zixiu read it again and asked, "Will this do?"

  "You can't just bite me." Yu Han said resolutely.

  "Get out!" Lü Zixiu said with great displeasure, as if she had been desecrated.

  Yu Han smiled and said, "You are a thousand-year-old iceberg that ordinary people cannot cross, and I am not the raging fire you have been searching for. My gentle flame can't melt your hard ice, so from now on, don't come to bother me again." After finishing speaking, she turned around and left.

  "You...". Lü Zixiu's face turned pale, she didn't expect Yu Han to say something like that. Does he really think he's superior? Arrogant, conceited, and pretending to be something he's not. He thinks I'm interested in him just because I'm talking to him? How ridiculous.

  Yu Han called Qin Yongshuang and said he didn't want to attend military training. Qin Yongshuang readily agreed and immediately set out to handle it.

  "Assembly!" Seeing Yu Han not taking himself seriously, Lü Zixiu was furious.

  All the students rushed over to line up, but Yu Han still didn't move, walking forward on his own as if he was going to leave.

  "Yu Han, what are you doing?" Lü Zixiu shouted.

  Yu Han said without turning his head: "I've already asked for leave from the relevant department, you have no right to control me now."

  "You... have yours." Lü Zixiu completely collapsed, really regretting that she had taken the initiative to talk to Yu Han earlier. It was so embarrassing, Lü Zixiu even felt like she was humiliating herself.

  Seeing Yu Han leave with a swagger, the medical students were all surprised. This guy is too awesome, or has his eyes grown in his pants? He even dares to be disobedient to Li Zixiu, such a beautiful instructor. Is he frigid or impotent?

  Yu Han is afraid that Lü Zixiu will be infatuated with him and fall deeply in love, which would have unbearable consequences. To make a woman completely dispel her romantic thoughts, one must nip them in the bud at this early stage, making her dislike him so she won't have any other ideas. However, Yu Han is not a sage, he was wrong, and his mistake was egregious, his impressive appearance and charming personality had already betrayed him.